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Do Colonics work?
« on: June 18, 2008, 11:33:02 AM »
My wife started getting them about 3 weeks ago. She says she feels 10 years younger, and I have noticed her libido has sky rocketed. ( good times  ;D ).  Of course before she started she also had poop problems ( like most women ). I on the other hand, crap at least once a day. If I drink coffee or tea even more often. 

Does anyone on here have any experience with these?  I have done enemas before but that is just putting 1 liter in and letting it come out.  The Clinic she goes to has you hooked up for over an hour with water constantly going in and out.  Over the time of an hour they say 50 gallons or more go through you.  My wife has booked 6 sessions for me.  I just want to know what I am getting into. Thanks

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 07:58:34 PM »
Come sniff my butthole and you be the judge

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 08:03:46 PM »
Lots of people swear by them.
In many places it has become an “in” thing to do.

Penn & Teller covered the topic on their Showtime special Bullshit.
Basically, they claim that all the colonic does is flush from your intestine the same stuff that would come out soon anyway, and unless you have a problem, they’re probably not necessary – at least not as necessary as many folks deem them.

My take is that, as a precautionary measure, they can’t hurt.



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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 08:21:14 PM »
Slightly disappointed that no one could give me any first hand experiences.   I have watched a few videos on you tube, and the results seem pretty good.  After I get one I will report my findings to the community.

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 08:29:22 PM »
The world awaits...

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 02:06:54 AM »
My wife started getting them about 3 weeks ago. She says she feels 10 years younger, and I have noticed her libido has sky rocketed. ( good times  ;D ).  Of course before she started she also had poop problems ( like most women ). I on the other hand, crap at least once a day. If I drink coffee or tea even more often. 

Does anyone on here have any experience with these?  I have done enemas before but that is just putting 1 liter in and letting it come out.  The Clinic she goes to has you hooked up for over an hour with water constantly going in and out.  Over the time of an hour they say 50 gallons or more go through you.  My wife has booked 6 sessions for me.  I just want to know what I am getting into. Thanks

  Colonics = semi-pseudoscience. It does help your bowels to move better by removing debris, but the positive effect on health is merely speculative and probably minimal.

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 03:45:25 AM »
  Colonics = semi-pseudoscience. It does help your bowels to move better by removing debris, but the positive effect on health is merely speculative and probably minimal.

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Exactly.

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 04:28:18 AM »
Does anyone on here have any experience with these?  I have done enemas before but that is just putting 1 liter in and letting it come out.  The Clinic she goes to has you hooked up for over an hour with water constantly going in and out.  Over the time of an hour they say 50 gallons or more go through you.  My wife has booked 6 sessions for me.  I just want to know what I am getting into. Thanks

People are going thirsty around the world due to water shortages, and your wife wastes 50 gallons of water up her ass. Haha the American way.

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 05:32:53 AM »
People are going thirsty around the world due to water shortages, and your wife wastes 50 gallons of water up her ass. Haha the American way.


She'll send it to them when she's done with it, ok?

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 06:28:30 AM »
 :D ;D :D ;D

Damn, that's funny!

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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 01:17:48 PM »
  Colonics = semi-pseudoscience. It does help your bowels to move better by removing debris, but the positive effect on health is merely speculative and probably minimal.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

That's basically the same thing I've heard, but... if it makes you feel better, go for it.
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Re: Do Colonics work?
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2008, 09:35:25 PM »
People are going thirsty around the world due to water shortages, and your wife wastes 50 gallons of water up her ass. Haha the American way.

We don't give a sh*t (pun intended).