Pumpmenhard went to the deli the other day and was not impressed, no not at all.
He went up to it and immediately homed in on the longest widest bratwurst he could see.
I'd like thsat one pleasth,
Ok says the attendant and begins to slice it,
Pumpmenhard gets angry!!!! Nooo What are you doing? What do think my ass is? A Fucking Money box?
filthy bratwurst injecting queer with paedophile tendencies