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Definite Puss
« on: December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM »
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had  dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 09:05:10 PM »
Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had  dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.
If she's hot, go fuck her, average looking-toss a coin, not so hot, don't risk the jail time.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 09:21:13 PM »
Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
Im glad you were the one to answer, read your shit for a while. Mucho respecto. She is a smokin hot20 year old tight twateed good girl that happens to like a little D once in while. I ve hit before but i agree, not worth the drive. Play it safe. look out for # 1. Preesh

huh?

go fuck her dude...or make her wait for it...tell her you are on another date
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 09:35:12 PM »
Stay your drunk ass the fuck home!!

Fuck around and kill somebody then you'll up getting fucked in the ass by some Mandingo-dicked black guy.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 09:58:10 PM »
epic not having a job there 4 n $ for a cab....or just not that smart.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 08:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had  dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.
what kind of dude are you?

tell that bitch to come to your house!!!!!

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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 09:15:17 AM »
Sam didn't last long.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 09:45:02 AM »
i wonder if he tapped that ass
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 09:47:20 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 03, 2008, 09:45:02 AM
i wonder if he tapped that ass



Depends if he got put in time out first :D
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 03:20:17 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 03, 2008, 09:45:02 AM
i wonder if he tapped that ass
Hard to tap ass when you're behind the Time Out bars.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 08:41:28 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 03, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
Hard to tap ass when you're behind the Time Out bars.

theres some scarey guys there (whats his name, 'tink' or some shit?)
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 08:45:34 PM »
I guess he made up his mind pretty quick, lol.

Keep us posted will ya?
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 08:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had  dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.

Dumbass. 

There are few things more stupid than drink driving.
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Re: Definite Puss
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2008, 11:21:35 AM »
The obvious answer is for her to go to his place or pay for his cab to get to hers...
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