im lost. Is this satire or?
no, this is real, i'm afraid.
The repubs know they can't stop a vote, so their new annoyance move is to demand that every bill be entirely read on the floor. it's a move that is never used, but they can technically do it.
Reading some bills would take days. Even with a speed reader, the one they're demanding be read will take 9 hours (and probably a lot longer).
This means congress loses 1 or 2 days of productivity. They can't complain about congress moving so slow when they're using a bitchmove technicality to cause it. Those hours on the floor could be used for much better purposes.