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My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« on: January 01, 2010, 05:26:32 PM »
they have this "IT" looking creepy halloween clown  and as soon as ya show him pennywise the dog's hackles go up and he starts growling...

then if ya chase him with the clown he literally takes off with his paws searching for traction like a cat taking off  ;D

he also has learned to open doors and now if i leave him in the kids room (so i can have some peace) they have to lock the door...

great...he escaped >:(...as i type his he's shoving his toy rope against my leg cause he STILL  >:( wants to play
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 07:04:34 PM »
aww cute dog.  altough i share his sentiment about the clowns

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 07:45:22 PM »
aww cute dog.  altough i share his sentiment about the clowns

really cute dog but  i think the 2 days i spent in the snow out with him (4 to 6 hrs each time) made him too much of a  butt buddy....

i mean i step out the house for 20 mins and when i come back he greets me like i've been away weeks
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 07:22:17 AM »


i mean i step out the house for 20 mins and when i come back he greets me like i've been away weeks
That's the way most dogs are.  Is this your first dog Toxy?
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 07:41:29 AM »
That's the way most dogs are.  Is this your first dog Toxy?

no i had 2 in pakistan ...before that my neighbors in pakistan had 4 dogs and since they were old(the neighbors) those dogs would always make it to our house...or i'd always be over at my neighbors since they had a pool

eleni's had champion german sheps all her life and i've know 2 of em .....nice dogs but a bit on the surly and agressive side (i could never walk em in fear that they'd get away from me and kill someone)

none of em were THIS up my butt....i'd pet em..play with em..and then they'd go do their own thing...

as i type this i've had to shut the office door (its a door knob..not handle so he cant open it with his head) and he's outside the door crying.. when he has a whole house full of people (3 of em kids...) to go bother :-\
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 12:17:03 PM »
no i had 2 in pakistan ...before that my neighbors in pakistan had 4 dogs and since they were old(the neighbors) those dogs would always make it to our house...or i'd always be over at my neighbors since they had a pool

eleni's had champion german sheps all her life and i've know 2 of em .....nice dogs but a bit on the surly and agressive side (i could never walk em in fear that they'd get away from me and kill someone)

none of em were THIS up my butt....i'd pet em..play with em..and then they'd go do their own thing...

as i type this i've had to shut the office door (its a door knob..not handle so he cant open it with his head) and he's outside the door crying.. when he has a whole house full of people (3 of em kids...) to go bother :-\



That is odd that he has all those other people to play w/and he's crying for you.
 ;D  He loves you Toxy  ;D



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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 12:20:28 PM »
Couldn't this gayness be posted on the PetWit forum?

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 12:23:55 PM »
really cute dog but  i think the 2 days i spent in the snow out with him (4 to 6 hrs each time) made him too much of a  butt buddy....


Who's training who? 

Would that be puppy whipped?  ;D
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 02:22:51 PM »


That is odd that he has all those other people to play w/and he's crying for you.
 ;D  He loves you Toxy  ;D


i know he loves me...the fuckers in the room holding his rope looking at me right now...
i put a chair between me and him so my right arm wont be fully of slobber as he tries to push his slobber  filled rope into me...i'm slightly allergic to his saliva so i start itching if he goes on too long licking etc...
honestly ...i love animals...i just dont like em loving me THIS much :-\
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 02:23:42 PM »
Couldn't this gayness be posted on the PetWit forum?

i'm above such restrictions doc  ;)
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 04:16:50 PM »
 

Also, I'm not sure what kind of rope toy you have for him but if it's frayed you may want to give him something that doesn't.

the ends r sorts frayed but really soft...more like laces but thinner...


i'm not REALLY allergic  but i do get itchy...it goes away after i shower for the nite and then i wont let him near me....
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2010, 05:32:02 PM »
the son of a bitch just ate my girls chicken parm sub she left on the counter for a friggin minute....the whole 12 inch thing..

that makes a whole rotisserie chicken(whole thing), a ham(whole thing) and a sub since she got him
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2010, 10:16:28 AM »
the son of a bitch just ate my girls chicken parm sub she left on the counter for a friggin minute....the whole 12 inch thing..

that makes a whole rotisserie chicken(whole thing), a ham(whole thing) and a sub since she got him

Oops!  Better keep an eye on your shoes too.
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2010, 11:10:52 AM »
Oops!  Better keep an eye on your shoes too.

ooo no he knows better than to touch mine...but he chewed up my girlfriends..

he picked mine up  a few times and i just had to say "no" and he dropped em
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2010, 11:26:59 AM »
ehehe, i think i like this dog.

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2010, 11:52:46 AM »
ehehe, i think i like this dog.

he's laying at my feet right now ocassionally farting...

the sub he ate last night gave him gas  :-\
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2010, 11:55:45 AM »
he's laying at my feet right now ocassionally farting...

the sub he ate last night gave him gas  :-\

Maybe you two can have a farting contest.

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2010, 12:30:44 PM »
Maybe you two can have a farting contest.

i'm not gassy  :(
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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2010, 04:59:42 PM »
I'm afraid of clowns too.  But I tell people I just don't like them.

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2010, 05:24:24 PM »
I'm not afraid of them.  But i find them creepy.  Clowns, midgets and dolls.  Especially the dolls that blink and the ones that are pastey white.

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2010, 05:25:05 PM »
I feel compelled to kill two birds with one stone.

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2010, 03:06:11 PM »
I'm not afraid of them.  But i find them creepy.  Clowns, midgets and dolls.  Especially the dolls that blink and the ones that are pastey white.

Yeah, thats what I tell people too.

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2010, 07:55:37 PM »
Yeah, thats what I tell people too.

hey  >:(

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Re: My girls new doggie is afraid of clowns!
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2010, 10:17:01 AM »

i mean i step out the house for 20 mins and when i come back he greets me like i've been away weeks

That's whats so great about them...no matter what they always love and miss you. Wish kids were the same way...mine are young and they do the same thing. I get home from work and they damn near tackle me like I've been gone for months. I'm enjoying it while it last because I know that teenage years are coming and I will barely be able to get a hello then. :'(