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How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« on: March 28, 2010, 07:48:16 PM »
Man in thong attacks woman in Hooksett

By DAN O'BRIEN
Union Leader Correspondent
Monday, Mar. 22, 2010

HOOKSETT – A woman in her 30s was attacked by a man wearing only thong underwear and a facemask outside her home early yesterday morning, police said.

Detectives are releasing few details, but say the attack is considered an attempted sexual assault and appears to be random.

The incident occurred about 2 a.m. outside the woman's home on Monroe Drive in South Hooksett. She was able to fight off the attacker and call 911, police said.

A State Police dog was called in and tracked the attacker's scent to Harvest Drive, but lost it there. The attacker remains on the loose.

He is only described as a white male between 5-foot-9 and 6 feet tall with a muscular upper-body.

"Any resident of Hooksett that sees any suspicious activity (is) urged to contact the Hooksett Police Department and not investigate the matter themselves," a statement from Hooksett police read.

Anyone with information can contact Hooksett police at 624-1560.

http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Man+in+thong+attacks+woman+in+Hooksett&articleId=0b05c777-6a09-4459-8d49-339e03b1df9b

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 07:50:43 PM »
Bitch shouldn't have made fun of Dennis!   >:(

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 07:54:05 PM »
Muscleman in a thong and facemask. Perhaps it was "Swampi the Cocksmith"?  :P


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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 09:12:30 PM »
Thread title = Awesomeness

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 10:30:24 PM »
 What a hilarious fucking story. Some muscled up guy in a thong pops out of nowhere and trys to attack a woman. Well, the woman getting attacked isn't cool, but that's some funny shit. Pure comedy.

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 03:47:04 AM »
What a hilarious fucking story. Some muscled up guy in a thong pops out of nowhere and trys to attack a woman. Well, the woman getting attacked isn't cool, but that's some funny shit. Pure comedy.


Were it not for the fact that he actually lift weights, you'd think the guy is a Getbigger.  :P

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 05:18:14 AM »
Maybe it was part of the routine
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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 05:58:12 AM »
"He is only described as a white male between 5-foot-9 and 6 feet tall with a muscular upper-body."

No legs, huh? 

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 06:11:16 AM »
"He is only described as a white male between 5-foot-9 and 6 feet tall with a muscular upper-body."

No legs, huh? 

haha exactly, has to be a getbigger  ;D

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 06:11:32 AM »
"He is only described as a white male between 5-foot-9 and 6 feet tall with a muscular upper-body."

No legs, huh? 

Maybe it was MattT on a ladder!

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2010, 07:17:44 AM »
lol...this sounds like the reverse version of something to me when i was doing my "latin lover" character at a revue show last May in Glens Falls

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2010, 08:52:31 AM »
"He is only described as a white male between 5-foot-9 and 6 feet tall with a muscular upper-body."

No legs, huh? 

Michael Arvilla is sweating profusely at this moment.

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2010, 08:56:39 AM »
Michael Arvilla is sweating profusely at this moment.

He would be if he had a muscular upper body.

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2010, 09:15:34 AM »
Man in thong attacks woman in Hooksett

By DAN O'BRIEN
Union Leader Correspondent
Monday, Mar. 22, 2010

HOOKSETT – A woman in her 30s was attacked by a man wearing only thong underwear and a facemask outside her home early yesterday morning, police said.

Detectives are releasing few details, but say the attack is considered an attempted sexual assault and appears to be random.

The incident occurred about 2 a.m. outside the woman's home on Monroe Drive in South Hooksett. She was able to fight off the attacker and call 911, police said.

A State Police dog was called in and tracked the attacker's scent to Harvest Drive, but lost it there. The attacker remains on the loose.

He is only described as a white male between 5-foot-9 and 6 feet tall with a muscular upper-body.

"Any resident of Hooksett that sees any suspicious activity (is) urged to contact the Hooksett Police Department and not investigate the matter themselves," a statement from Hooksett police read.

Anyone with information can contact Hooksett police at 624-1560.

http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Man+in+thong+attacks+woman+in+Hooksett&articleId=0b05c777-6a09-4459-8d49-339e03b1df9b
that narrows it down to 95% on gebiggers. epic stick legs

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2010, 01:43:08 PM »
Michael Arvilla is sweating profusely at this moment.

Arvilla hasn't been on Getbig much lately. Perhaps he has something to hide?  :P

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Re: How Bodybuilders Approach Females?
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2010, 02:04:11 PM »
this is pretty much my local area, will let you cats know if they figure out that it was me anything interesting comes of this