Jump in your ferrari and head to the coast of NC. Posing thong optional (but encouraged), hit a few mandatories. That twink hurricane "Earl" will haul ass back to the Bahamas faster than jtsunami to the Blue Oyster on muscle bear drinks free night.
Looks like Calvin, and Gene could be in danger we better send Showstoppa up there after he does his work in NC.
Not one drop of rain yesterday