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Salmon Galore
« on: September 11, 2010, 07:39:28 AM »


For the last few years, the governments of Canada and the US have told fisherman that the salmon are reduced greatly in number and restricted fishing in many areas. Of course, they blamed it all on global warming.

This year, tens of millions of salmon have literally flooded the rivers and bays of North America, Japan and Russia. There is more salmon than anyone has ever seen before. Fishermen are calling their governments "liars" and demanding to know why they have been deceived, harming their incomes and families.

The US and Canadian governments say they have no explanation for this turn of events and will "study" the issue. I won't hold my breath for an explanation.

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Re: Salmon Galore
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2010, 07:46:01 AM »
Global warming led to a drastically reduced number of bears.

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Re: Salmon Galore
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2010, 07:48:47 AM »
Must have all been hiding in that Antarctic space portal. 

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Re: Salmon Galore
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 07:49:10 AM »
Obviously, it's because salmon is the preferred mode of transport for the lizard people, due to its ability to swim in both the ocean and rivers.

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Re: Salmon Galore
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2010, 08:01:25 AM »