There is an old guy at my gym (I would guess he is 62) who wears short shorts. I don’t think he realizes how ridiculous he looks. Even on a young guy with killer quads, his shorts would be, at best, provocative but on an old guy they look hopelessly inappropriate. This guy also has obvious hair plugs (blonde hair) and they are very unflattering. Every time I see him I avert my eyes and bob my head in tune with my ear buds to make it clear that I am not available for chat. Invariably, he will say hi to me and try to chat me up. Obviously he is trying to look younger/better but someone needs to clue him in about how ridiculous he looks.
There is another old guy at my gym who wears spandex pants (puny legs) and his very thining hair was purple (I swear) from bad dye jobs. To this day I do not know what color he was trying to achieve, but someone must have told him it wasn’t working; he has given up the bad dye jobs for his natural grey hair coloring.
There is nothing more pathetic than an old man/woman trying to cling to a youthful look.