Author Topic: Celine Dion... (Read 5060 times)

Croatch · « **on:** March 21, 2011, 01:00:57 PM »

how does this bitch sell out shows in Vegas? Horrid.
Attention whore singers. Play an instrument.

Captivating music!

It's up there with Wrestlemania selling out yearly.

affeman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:05:26 PM »

Great song

Croatch · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:07:13 PM »

Quote from: affeman on March 21, 2011, 01:05:26 PM

Great song

I'd take the Bee Gee's any day over this French slut.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:16:06 PM »

I blame her ped/massive gambling husband Rene Angelil and the Bronfman family. And of course James Cameron.

Croatch · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:09:58 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 21, 2011, 01:16:06 PM

I blame her ped/massive gambling husband Rene Angelil and the Bronfman family. And of course James Cameron.

That old guy is creepier than Kai Green.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:50:37 PM »

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MISS CELINE LIKE THAT!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:01:22 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 21, 2011, 02:50:37 PM

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MISS CELINE LIKE THAT!

I farkin' knew it! By all that is unholy, johnny....

tendonitis · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:03:35 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 21, 2011, 02:50:37 PM

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MISS CELINE LIKE THAT!

Johnny, I'm one of the guys here who thinks you're straight, but you're sure not helping your cause here lately......

Stavios · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:04:15 PM »

come on I have to hear about celine on the news every fucking day in montreal, don't talk about it on getbig too

smoothasf · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:06:47 PM »

He looks weird but her voice is unreal.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:11:20 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 21, 2011, 03:01:22 PM

I farkin' knew it! By all that is unholy, johnny....

Quote from: tendonitis on March 21, 2011, 03:03:35 PM

Johnny, I'm one of the guys here who thinks you're straight, but you're sure not helping your cause here lately......

guys don't worry...I'm all man......i'm kinda like Bowie during Ziggy stardust era

Nails · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:13:07 PM »

Nails · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:13:50 PM »

Natural Man · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2011, 06:12:16 PM »

she s fake beyond belief....

Reeves · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:00:18 PM »

Like so many other "singers" (not genuine vocalists) today, Celine sucks. The general public, you know, the ones that watch shit like "American Idol" or "Budapest's Got Talent!" think the world of trollops like her.

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2011, 10:31:19 PM »

Quote from: Reeves on March 21, 2011, 07:00:18 PM

Like so many other "singers" (not genuine vocalists) today, Celine sucks. The general public, you know, the ones that watch shit like "American Idol" or "Budapest's Got Talent!" think the world of trollops like her.

Not a celine fan but jezus , people who make a living producing singers say she can sing.. Like or not, she can sing, just not my taste..

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:21:33 AM »

I don't consider myself as an agressive person but I would gladly hogtie her, torture her with a toothpick for a couple of days, blinding her of course, then pour lemon juice all over her, piss on her, shoot bullets through her kneecaps, ankles, elbows, wrists, then proceed to cut oof her feet, hands,....then wait for another good idea.

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:23:30 AM »

CalvinH · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:58:30 AM »

Her version of AC/DC's "You shook me all night long" still gives me nightmares

Princess L · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:01:25 AM »

I find listening to her about as appealing as fingernails on a chalkboard $:-\$

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:45:03 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 22, 2011, 07:58:30 AM

Her version of AC/DC's "You shook me all night long" still gives me nightmares

Then she joins KISS for a song?? They dropped several notches on the cool meter after that..

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:46:02 AM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on March 22, 2011, 08:45:03 AM

Then she joins KISS for a song?? They dropped several notches on the cool meter after that..

Thank the Lord I never saw that!

peroni · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:50:10 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 22, 2011, 07:21:33 AM

I don't consider myself as an agressive person but I would gladly hogtie her, torture her with a toothpick for a couple of days, blinding her of course, then pour lemon juice all over her, piss on her, shoot bullets through her kneecaps, ankles, elbows, wrists, then proceed to cut oof her feet, hands,....then wait for another good idea.

That's hilarious! Likely the best internet post I've read in months... maybe years!

Author Topic: Celine Dion... (Read 5060 times)

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