Speechwriter I can definitely see. Your writing skills are second to none, and I suspect you do not spend more than a few seconds typing your responses out. Impressive (though you are still an asshole- a big one).
First off, thanks for the compliment and I am sincere when I say that. Now on to your closing observation about me...I had a teacher, a good one in fact, that once told me it is better to be an asshole than to be a whole ass.
As with many other people in this life, you and I probably have more in common than we have in opposition. Sad that people today celebrate their supposed "differences" (e.g., skin color/race, national origin, sex or even sexual orientation) rather than the things which we have in common and are genuinely tangible. Foremost amongst all else is that we are all of the same race. Human.
We shall continue to agree to disagree. I will (try and) get to work on my people skills. Have an excellent day and an even more wonderful life, young man.