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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2011, 11:22:12 AM »
Muscular or not, he'd be considered morbidly obese and rejected before they even see him (unable to) walk.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #51 on: May 03, 2011, 11:24:27 AM »
well im sure they wouldnt dare to reject jay or they may have their heads smashed in.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM »
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying            Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test            Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test            Pass/fail
Striated Glutes                  Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins            70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course                    15 minutes
4 mile timed run            32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins                            85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots                            32 minutes
Obstacle course                                            13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course                    10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course                10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2011, 11:28:34 AM »
Ah yes, he'd claim he's 4x Mr. Olympia and get instant respect (and a couple of ranks).

And of course in certain fitness tests you don't just have to get a base "pass" grade, those outside of the top x% are rejected even if they "pass" the low basic requirement.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2011, 11:32:37 AM »
Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying            Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test            Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test            Pass/fail
Striated Glutes                  Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins            70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course                    15 minutes
4 mile timed run            32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins                            85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots                            32 minutes
Obstacle course                                            13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course                    10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course                10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes

jay would breeze that, barely breaking into a sweat. then he'd hit his patented most muscular, his shirt tearing as his huge massive muscles flexed harder than rock
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2011, 04:54:55 PM »
Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying            Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test            Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test            Pass/fail
Striated Glutes                  Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins            70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course                    15 minutes
4 mile timed run            32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins                            85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots                            32 minutes
Obstacle course                                            13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course                    10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course                10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes

Jay does something like that for cardio. Only more. SEALs are pussies. Mr. Olympia's are GODS.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #56 on: May 03, 2011, 06:01:48 PM »
Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying            Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test            Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test            Pass/fail
Striated Glutes                  Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins            70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course                    15 minutes
4 mile timed run            32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins                            85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots                            32 minutes
Obstacle course                                            13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course                    10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course                10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #57 on: May 03, 2011, 08:32:52 PM »
what if Jay was on the verge of getting Bin Laden but it was time for Jay to brush his teeth for the 10th time that day?
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied ther
« Reply #58 on: May 03, 2011, 08:39:36 PM »
What, no pullup requirements or being compared to a prime Ronnie Coleman? Jay just breathed a sigh of relief...
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2011, 04:43:05 AM »
LMFAO @ this thread.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2011, 05:14:12 AM »
Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying            Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test            Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test            Pass/fail
Striated Glutes                  Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins            70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course                    15 minutes
4 mile timed run            32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins                            85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots                            32 minutes
Obstacle course                                            13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course                    10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course                10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run                    Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes


Damn.   
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #61 on: May 04, 2011, 11:19:30 AM »
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2011, 11:57:22 AM »
The navy guys should really have entered Osama's house wearing costumes like that, and filming it from different angles. That would really have kicked Al Quaida in deep shit.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #63 on: May 04, 2011, 11:59:47 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 04, 2011, 11:57:22 AM
The navy guys should really have entered Osama's house wearing costumes like that, and filming it from different angles. That would really have kicked Al Quaida in deep shit.

they should have worn obama suits
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #64 on: May 04, 2011, 12:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 04, 2011, 11:59:47 AM
they should have worn obama suits
George W suits
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2011, 01:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 06:40:02 AM
most seals are tiny tits!!!!!! jay would destroy them on everything
I was in the US marines and completed the recon course back in the 80's.
I got down to the 180's and even then felt a tad heavy.
It all about mentle and physical endurance.
Jay is a great pro and powerful man but millitary ops require a very different skill set.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #66 on: June 01, 2011, 11:45:50 AM »
Quote from: Howard on May 04, 2011, 01:32:23 PM
I was in the US marines and completed the recon course back in the 80's.
I got down to the 180's and even then felt a tad heavy.
It all about mentle and physical endurance.
Jay is a great pro and powerful man but millitary ops require a very different skill set.
well derrr....

he was being sarcastic
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Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2011, 01:43:51 PM »
i heard that jay swam the atlantic for his morning swim
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Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« Reply #68 on: June 02, 2011, 01:05:42 AM »
His organs are too sensitive to join the seals

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #69 on: June 02, 2011, 01:10:11 AM »
Quote from: The_Punisher on May 03, 2011, 06:02:46 AM

hahahahhaha......Jay wouldn't even endure hell week, let alone made it thru

Very few would or do.
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Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« Reply #70 on: June 02, 2011, 01:14:32 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2011, 01:05:42 AM
His organs are too sensitive to join the seals



 Some guy's balls rubbing all up against him.

 Just another day for Jay Cutler. That's how he got where he is today.
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Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2011, 01:23:33 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on June 02, 2011, 01:14:32 AM
Some guy's balls rubbing all up against him.

 Just another day for Jay Cutler. That's how he got where he is today.

Yes, it's all "deep tissue" massage...
Maybe Jay can re-boost the sales of body vibration machines, since nobody believes anymore in its effectiveness  ::)
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Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2011, 01:40:00 AM »
has anyone here ever used these mashines?  ???
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Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2011, 01:49:39 AM »
Quote from: Donny on June 02, 2011, 01:40:00 AM
has anyone here ever used these mashines?  ???

Only for entertainment purpose. Most gyms here removed them years ago
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