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MANLY RUGBY PLAYER HAS A STROKE AND WAKES UP GAY.
« on: November 10, 2011, 09:49:09 AM »
  He used to a killer on the rugby field and his passtimes were drinking beer and porking vaginas. He has stroke and wakes up to become a hairdresser who wants to take it up the ass. The theory is the stroke affected the area of his brain responsible for masculinity and sexual orientation switching him to being effeminate and wanting men.



  "Burly rugby player has a stroke after freak gym accident… wakes up gay and becomes a hairdresserChris Birch loses eight stone and transforms himself from skinhead to 'preened man'
Gives up job in bank and retrains as a hairdresserMr Birch’s astonishing change saw him break up with his fiancée, ditch his job in a bank to retrain as a hairdresser and lose eight stone in weight.
He has now moved in with his  19-year-old boyfriend.

The now ex-rugby player, a flanker with his local amateur reserve side, had been attempting a back flip in front of friends on a field when he fell down a grass bank, breaking his neck and suffering the stroke.

 Before the stroke: Chris Birch weighed 19 stone, worked in a bank and played rugby
He was taken to hospital where his fiancée and family spent days waiting anxiously at his bedside before he delivered the shocking news.

Mr Birch recalled: ‘I was gay when I woke up and I still am. It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.
‘I wasn’t interested in women any more. I was definitely gay. I had never been attracted to a man before – I’d never even had any gay friends.
‘But I didn’t care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.’
Before the accident Mr Birch, of Ystrad Mynach, South Wales, had spent his weekends watching sport and drinking with his mates.
But he said: ‘Suddenly, I hated everything about my old life. I didn’t get on with my friends, I hated sport and found my job boring.
‘I started to take more pride in my appearance, bleached my hair and started working out. I went from a 19-stone skinhead to an 11-stone preened man.
‘People I used to know barely recognised me and with my new look I became even more confident.’
 
Mr Birch sought advice from his neurologist and was told it could all be down to the stroke opening up a different part of his brain.
Two years ago it was reported that Alan Brown, from Malvern, Worcestershire, woke from a stroke to find he was able to paint and draw in incredible detail, despite no previous evidence of the skill.
The father of three said the experience must have ‘flicked a switch’ in the creative part of his brain.
And Mr Birch certainly has no regrets about his transformation. ‘I’m nothing like the old Chris now but I wouldn’t change a thing,’ he said.
 Transformation."


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Re: MANLY RUGBY PLAYER HAS A STROKE AND WAKES UP GAY.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2011, 09:51:14 AM »
  He used to a killer on the rugby field and his passtimes were drinking beer and porking vaginas. He has stroke and wakes up to become a hairdresser who wants to take it up the ass. The theory is the stroke affected the area of his brain responsible for masculinity and sexual orientation switching him to being effeminate and wanting men.

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/Chris-Birch-stroke-Rugby-player-wakes-gay

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Re: MANLY RUGBY PLAYER HAS A STROKE AND WAKES UP GAY.
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2011, 09:52:24 AM »
Did he have another stroke before being a rugby player? Was he special forces for instance?

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Re: MANLY RUGBY PLAYER HAS A STROKE AND WAKES UP GAY.
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2011, 09:54:41 AM »
he had a stroke and woke up wanting to stroke men  ???

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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 09:56:23 AM »
The stroke destroyed the part of the brain that was keeping him in the closet. Just my theory.  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 10:09:15 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2011, 04:00:21 PM »
probably a closet case to begin with.

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2011, 04:18:31 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2011, 04:20:47 PM »
 He used to a killer on the rugby field and his passtimes were drinking beer and porking vaginas. He has stroke and wakes up to become a hairdresser who wants to take it up the ass. The theory is the stroke affected the area of his brain responsible for masculinity and sexual orientation switching him to being effeminate and wanting men.



  "Burly rugby player has a stroke after freak gym accident… wakes up gay and becomes a hairdresserChris Birch loses eight stone and transforms himself from skinhead to 'preened man'
Gives up job in bank and retrains as a hairdresserMr Birch’s astonishing change saw him break up with his fiancée, ditch his job in a bank to retrain as a hairdresser and lose eight stone in weight.
He has now moved in with his  19-year-old boyfriend.

The now ex-rugby player, a flanker with his local amateur reserve side, had been attempting a back flip in front of friends on a field when he fell down a grass bank, breaking his neck and suffering the stroke.

 Before the stroke: Chris Birch weighed 19 stone, worked in a bank and played rugby
He was taken to hospital where his fiancée and family spent days waiting anxiously at his bedside before he delivered the shocking news.

Mr Birch recalled: ‘I was gay when I woke up and I still am. It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.
‘I wasn’t interested in women any more. I was definitely gay. I had never been attracted to a man before – I’d never even had any gay friends.
‘But I didn’t care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.’
Before the accident Mr Birch, of Ystrad Mynach, South Wales, had spent his weekends watching sport and drinking with his mates.
But he said: ‘Suddenly, I hated everything about my old life. I didn’t get on with my friends, I hated sport and found my job boring.
‘I started to take more pride in my appearance, bleached my hair and started working out. I went from a 19-stone skinhead to an 11-stone preened man.
‘People I used to know barely recognised me and with my new look I became even more confident.’
 
Mr Birch sought advice from his neurologist and was told it could all be down to the stroke opening up a different part of his brain.
Two years ago it was reported that Alan Brown, from Malvern, Worcestershire, woke from a stroke to find he was able to paint and draw in incredible detail, despite no previous evidence of the skill.
The father of three said the experience must have ‘flicked a switch’ in the creative part of his brain.
And Mr Birch certainly has no regrets about his transformation. ‘I’m nothing like the old Chris now but I wouldn’t change a thing,’ he said.
 Transformation."


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i wonder if DA's mom dropped him on his head and ever since then he woke up the way he is now

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Re: MANLY RUGBY PLAYER HAS A STROKE AND WAKES UP GAY.
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2011, 04:53:03 PM »
The stroke destroyed the part of the brain that was keeping him in the closet. Just my theory.  ;D
Epically obvious.

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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2011, 05:55:09 PM »
this is awesome
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2011, 07:05:09 PM »
this is awesome

Yeah, it gives you a real "reason" now.  "But Mommmmm...I bumped my head and now I want to give head!"

By the way, asspuppet.  My thoughts on a variety of subjects are out there for all to study or in your case, to stare blankly at and wonder what the little "squiggles" are.  Search for them little man. Or is that too much to ask from a lazy muslime? 

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2011, 07:09:35 PM »
Yeah, it gives you a real "reason" now.  "But Mommmmm...I bumped my head and now I want to give head!"

By the way, asspuppet.  My thoughts on a variety of subjects are out there for all to study or in your case, to stare blankly at and wonder what the little "squiggles" are.  Search for them little man. Or is that too much to ask from a lazy muslime? 

The way you type pretty much sums up what kind of person you are and your intelligence and it isn't looking good  :)
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2011, 07:12:22 PM »
The way you type pretty much sums up what kind of person you are and your intelligence and it isn't looking good  :)

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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2011, 08:15:06 PM »
The stroke destroyed the part of the brain that was keeping him in the closet. Just my theory.  ;D

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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2011, 11:10:22 PM »
The stroke destroyed the part of the brain that was keeping him in the closet. Just my theory.  ;D


No, he's just full of shit and convinced the media to publish this garbage
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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2011, 03:51:01 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2011, 03:55:27 AM »
He was obviously gay before, but after the stroke he realised that life is too short and he came out. 

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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2011, 03:58:19 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2011, 09:31:48 AM »
 ;D
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2011, 12:34:03 PM »
Might be that he's part of some kind of experiment that he knows nothing about. Was probably injected with some kind of gay serum while laying in the hospital bed. Does anyone know what hospital he was at? I've read some shit about babies being injected with something that might turn them gay. Something to do with the depopulation movement.

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« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2011, 12:49:23 PM »

Nellie.

This story was on local Sydney TV last week, total bullshit his bone structure is too small 4 a rugby player,just another promo for aussie poofs.