Survivor: Dallas

[240 is Back]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

 The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio. Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

 Each will be driving a pink Toyota Prius with bumper stickers that read:

 1 "I'm a Democrat"
 2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Dallas, alive, wins.

[Shockwave]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

 The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio. Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

 Each will be driving a pink Toyota Prius with bumper stickers that read:

 1 "I'm a Democrat"
 2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Dallas, alive, wins.

Heh.
Living here in Houston, you have no idea how true that is.

[Soul Crusher]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

 The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio. Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

 Each will be driving a pink Toyota Prius with bumper stickers that read:

 1 "I'm a Democrat"
 2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Dallas, alive, wins.

I see these fuckers w their dorky priuses and 2012 stickers and just laugh at them now.   

[Hugo Chavez]

You've got to watch this episode of Top Gear... I never laughed so fucking hard in my life.  These guys almost got killed.

[Hugo Chavez]

http://www.snotr.com/video/2889/Top_Gear_-_Rednecks_in_Alabama_USA

[Irongrip400]

Sounds like I need to move to Texas. A white man could do well for himself there.

[James]

Austin and Houston are not redneck central as many might think...And Houston has not had a Republican Mayor for many years (maybe 30 yrs or more)

Houston Is Largest City to Elect Openly Gay Mayor

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20091213/ZNYT02/912133009

Poll: Obama Almost as Popular as Perry in Texas
http://www.texastribune.org/texas-politics/2012-presidential-election/poll-obama-almost-as-popular-as-perry-in-texas/

But don't let the facts get in your way 240...

[Shockwave]

Austin and Houston are not redneck central as many might think...And Houston has not had a Republican Mayor for many years (maybe 30 yrs or more)

Houston Is Largest City to Elect Openly Gay Mayor

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20091213/ZNYT02/912133009

But don't let the facts get in your way 240...

You get anywhere outside of Houston though, and it gets like that, lol.
Yeah, Houston is pretty much a mixing pot like any of the big cities.

[Shockwave]

As long as he stays away from their BBQ, guns and hot rods, he should be fine.

[tonymctones]

Heh.
Living here in Houston, you have no idea how true that is.

shockwave you live in houston man?

shit I knew I liked you

and yes I agree, this would be a hillarious show