Please step forward....

[chaos]

Will the getbigger than Grant Micheals(and 50 other aliases) assaulted in the Golds gym parking lot please step forward to confirm this vicious assault took place?


Edit: the only thing Grant fights is keeping his balance while trying to piss after two bottles of rum.


Credit: avesher

[CalvinH]

Will the getbigger than Grant Micheals(and 50 other aliases) assaulted in the Golds gym parking lot please step forward to confirm this vicious assault took place?


Edit: the only thing Grant fights is keeping his balance while trying to piss after two bottles of rum.


Credit: avesher

Sorry buddy.

...just looking out for your best interests

[chaos]

Sorry buddy.

...just looking out for your best interests

Thanks Calvin, I mean, I'm not some senior citizen at the end of the driveway to threaten after downing two bottles of whiskey.

[CalvinH]

Thanks Calvin, I mean, I'm not some senior citizen at the end of the driveway to threaten after downing two bottles of whiskey.

Oh,fuck

[Roger Bacon]

Do you talk like you're black like cswol or is that just a nasty rumor?

[chaos]

Do you talk like you're black like cswol or is that just a nasty rumor?

Dat be a rumo dawg, yew nose I b wite yo.

[Roger Bacon]

Dat be a rumo dawg, yew nose I b wite yo.

hahahahahahha!

[chaos]

Can't believe Grant melted so hard the last few days....seems like something's not right with him. Probably been hanging out with Jack and Jim...

[Grape Ape]

Do you talk like you're black like cswol or is that just a nasty rumor?

Another misconception.  His voice is distorted for reasons beyond his control.  Like the parasaurolophus:

This unusual dinosaur had a long head crest which contained nasal passages that doubled back on themselves and allowed the Parasaurolophus to blow air out in a great trumpeting noise.