I'm male, but preggers! (Morning sickness)

[doriancutlerman]

Gents,

Every morning when I wake up, I'm nauseous for apparently no reason.  I do have some measure of sleep apnea and post-nasal drainage, but this stuff is getting ridiculous.

I am ending a Dianabol cycle of 6ish weeks today.  I remain on 375mg Test E/wk.  I also take 40mg of Proxac and 2mg of Lorazepam daily.  I'm hoping that stopping the Dianabol cycle will help, but my troubles started far before then.  To be perfectly candid, I can't even come without becoming nauseous -- and I have a masturbation method that is literally THE easiest in the world's way to get off.  No hands required.  Just a sturdy, rounded bed-post and me in a pair of tight underwear and blue jeans = 45 sec. = BAM, a load that would make Jenna Jameson gag.  I call it "riding the horse."

But I'll still be nailing my significant other.  I'll make her cum several times to my zero -- another curse of the fucking stupid Prozac. 

For many reasons, I am less than at my best in posting this (read: probably quite drunk); if anything, my ability to still spell things without relying on some chickenshit computer "wizard" is testament to my mad-dog grammarian skills   LOL.  But now, I'm hungry, and in spite of the many mocking posts I'll receive, I do thank you kindly for those of you who look beyond my drunken nonsense and are good enough to offer some legit help.

DCM


 

[B_B_C]

you seem to have made some very good lifestyle decisions

Gents,

Every morning when I wake up, I'm nauseous for apparently no reason.  I do have some measure of sleep apnea and post-nasal drainage, but this stuff is getting ridiculous.

I am ending a Dianabol cycle of 6ish weeks today.  I remain on 375mg Test E/wk.  I also take 40mg of Proxac and 2mg of Lorazepam daily.  I'm hoping that stopping the Dianabol cycle will help, but my troubles started far before then.  To be perfectly candid, I can't even come without becoming nauseous -- and I have a masturbation method that is literally THE easiest in the world's way to get off.  No hands required.  Just a sturdy, rounded bed-post and me in a pair of tight underwear and blue jeans = 45 sec. = BAM, a load that would make Jenna Jameson gag.  I call it "riding the horse."

But I'll still be nailing my significant other.  I'll make her cum several times to my zero -- another curse of the fucking stupid Prozac. 

For many reasons, I am less than at my best in posting this (read: probably quite drunk); if anything, my ability to still spell things without relying on some chickenshit computer "wizard" is testament to my mad-dog grammarian skills   LOL.  But now, I'm hungry, and in spite of the many mocking posts I'll receive, I do thank you kindly for those of you who look beyond my drunken nonsense and are good enough to offer some legit help.

DCM


 

[_aj_]

Gents,

Every morning when I wake up, I'm nauseous for apparently no reason.  I do have some measure of sleep apnea and post-nasal drainage, but this stuff is getting ridiculous.

I am ending a Dianabol cycle of 6ish weeks today.  I remain on 375mg Test E/wk.  I also take 40mg of Proxac and 2mg of Lorazepam daily.  I'm hoping that stopping the Dianabol cycle will help, but my troubles started far before then.  To be perfectly candid, I can't even come without becoming nauseous -- and I have a masturbation method that is literally THE easiest in the world's way to get off.  No hands required.  Just a sturdy, rounded bed-post and me in a pair of tight underwear and blue jeans = 45 sec. = BAM, a load that would make Jenna Jameson gag.  I call it "riding the horse."

But I'll still be nailing my significant other.  I'll make her cum several times to my zero -- another curse of the fucking stupid Prozac. 

For many reasons, I am less than at my best in posting this (read: probably quite drunk); if anything, my ability to still spell things without relying on some chickenshit computer "wizard" is testament to my mad-dog grammarian skills   LOL.  But now, I'm hungry, and in spite of the many mocking posts I'll receive, I do thank you kindly for those of you who look beyond my drunken nonsense and are good enough to offer some legit help.

DCM


 

Probably not a good idea to drink at all while on the anti depressants. Start there.

[a_ahmed]

what the hell did i just read lol

[Dago_Joe]

I'm still trying to figure out this bed post tight underwear nutbusting thing you are into.  WTF is going on with that?  Why not just fuck your whore when you need it?  That is what they were put on earth for:  To service men's needs.  Then slap her in the ass and tell her to go make you a sammich! 
Also, 2mg Ativan everyday dude!  Not good bro. The withdrawal from that plus the alcohol is going to be rough dude.  Get off that shit by weaning down dude.  doesn't help at all, just gets you strung out and addicted to it so you think its helping you.  Trust me I know from experience.   

[ESFitness]

well, that's 20 seconds of my life i'll never get back...

[whitewidow]

Gents,

Every morning when I wake up, I'm nauseous for apparently no reason.  I do have some measure of sleep apnea and post-nasal drainage, but this stuff is getting ridiculous.

I am ending a Dianabol cycle of 6ish weeks today.  I remain on 375mg Test E/wk.  I also take 40mg of Proxac and 2mg of Lorazepam daily.  I'm hoping that stopping the Dianabol cycle will help, but my troubles started far before then.  To be perfectly candid, I can't even come without becoming nauseous -- and I have a masturbation method that is literally THE easiest in the world's way to get off.  No hands required.  Just a sturdy, rounded bed-post and me in a pair of tight underwear and blue jeans = 45 sec. = BAM, a load that would make Jenna Jameson gag.  I call it "riding the horse."

But I'll still be nailing my significant other.  I'll make her cum several times to my zero -- another curse of the fucking stupid Prozac. 

For many reasons, I am less than at my best in posting this (read: probably quite drunk); if anything, my ability to still spell things without relying on some chickenshit computer "wizard" is testament to my mad-dog grammarian skills   LOL.  But now, I'm hungry, and in spite of the many mocking posts I'll receive, I do thank you kindly for those of you who look beyond my drunken nonsense and are good enough to offer some legit help.

DCM


 

fuck prozac get off that crap asap! the ativan is fine to stay on.same with the Test E. fuck prozac.

[whitewidow]

I'm still trying to figure out this bed post tight underwear nutbusting thing you are into.  WTF is going on with that?  Why not just fuck your whore when you need it?  That is what they were put on earth for:  To service men's needs.  Then slap her in the ass and tell her to go make you a sammich! 
Also, 2mg Ativan everyday dude!  Not good bro. The withdrawal from that plus the alcohol is going to be rough dude.  Get off that shit by weaning down dude.  doesn't help at all, just gets you strung out and addicted to it so you think its helping you.  Trust me I know from experience.   

Yeah I can't figure that shit out either. Who the fuck does these things?