Author Topic: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?  (Read 3634 times)

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 It depends on a bunch of stuff, for instance:

 1- Who i was f*cking the night before.
 2- How long was the f*cking.
 3- If she was still alive and f*cking me in the morning.
 4- How much coke i did the night before.
 5- And how much coke i had left in the morning...oh! in case i had no coke left...  how long it will take for my friend to deliver more.
 
 

 Btw: Should i stop doing cock? And start doing something stronger? Thanks.

No. Never stop doing cock!

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No. Never stop doing cock!


 Lol. f*ck i can't even fixed it now.
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 Lol. f*ck i have just admitted I love the cock.

fixed
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 Lol. f*ck i can't even fixed it now.

I believe it is called a Freudian slip.

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 Crap...It's going to be a looooooonnnnnnnnnggggggg day.
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2 hours.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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20min, but that means I go out with damp hair. If my skin is bad, I need a mandatory additional 5-10min to fake it with make-up

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 Crap...It's going to be a looooooonnnnnnnnnggggggg day.

So you'll only do the big dicks today. I guess I'm out.

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2 hours.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.


Gotta look your best so you can get that kill Paul Allen and take his 8:30 Rez

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From the bed to the door, sh!t, shower, and shave: 1/2 hour.

Any more than that, and you're too into yourself.

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 Btw: Should i stop doing cock? And start doing something stronger? Thanks.

NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN THE COCK!!  NOTHING!!

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Less than 10, if need be.

THIS.   It's 16 minutes if I have to crank one out

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I use to be a machine getting out the door. I had to be out at 3:30AM. I would shower the night before. I would jump out of the house and turn on the car to warm up then go back inside. I would make a big bowl of oatmeal in the microwave and pack a lunch in no seconds flat.


On my job there was no excuse for being late. We were always on Vince Lombardi time. If the boss said be somewhere at 5AM what that meant was be there at the stroke of 4:30AM.

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A girl has to do what a girl has to do

Are you talking about me or Calvin H?
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I use to be a machine getting out the door. I had to be out at 3:30AM. I would shower the night before. I would jump out of the house and turn on the car to warm up then go back inside. I would make a big bowl of oatmeal in the microwave and pack a lunch in no seconds flat.


On my job there was no excuse for being late. We were always on Vince Lombardi time. If the boss said be somewhere at 5AM what that meant was be there at the stroke of 4:30AM.

Did the Gambino family pay you decently at least?

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Shower at 1:25. beetle maybe 10 minutes and ready to go.

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10-12 minutes.

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Are you talking about me or Calvin H?
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Lol.