You said gyno operation is only $2k in your parts, right?  I might consider making the trip, here in the US it's $5k+
I will do it for 200 bucks.  And include a reach around for no charge.   
 
 
seriously though, don't u have insurance?  Uncle Brobama requires it now remember?  Unless you are lucky enough not to be under the thumb of our beloved "leader"?  
When I thought i had the tits, I checked with my insurance and they cover tit removal for men at least.