Who else would watch a John Falcon documentary? There are endless topics he could expound upon. Heme-iron, emf near ponds, detoxification with carrots, the efficacy of white potatoes for creating pyramid shits, etc. etc. etc. Make it a "day in the life of" type of documentary and have him instruct and enlighten all of us on his advances and contributions to all forms of human endeavor. I could see this airing at Sundance or one of those other fagget film festivals and winning prizes.
