If you were really a lawyer you would have. Jk we know you were a lawyer. Frivolous lawsuits like this give America a black eye, you are above that. At least you got to go on the Today Show and bang Natalie Morales.
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2014/07/super_sleepy_yankee_fan_is_suing_espn_and_major_le.html