a middle aged chav woman with 'LOL' tattooed across her fingers. she had other various bits of shit on her arms that i couldn't make out.
needless to say that these were done with a sewing needle and indian ink.
at least she didn't have a borstal dot.
also, staying with bad ink, a huge breasted (it's why she caught my eye) trollop with a green frog tattooed at the top of her cleavage. she too was well into middle age but at least i could read the 'dean' and 'elvis' that she had tatted on her arms