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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2015, 07:06:29 PM »
just like eastcoasters in texas

Let's not fight bro, we were all part of The Confederacy.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2015, 07:07:39 PM »
Let's not fight bro, we were all part of The Confederacy.

You are over 150 years old? I thought Wes was the oldest person here.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2015, 07:47:21 PM »
I have always wondered. Could someone from a cheaper part of the country go there, get a job and just live in a van for a year or so while making a high salary? Then go back home with a load of cash.
There is a Google tech that made the news because he is living in a box truck to avoid the high rent.
http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/google-software-engineer-lives-in-a-van-to-avoid-san-fr-1737619550

http://sfist.com/2015/10/20/another_day_another_story_of_a_tech.php

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2015, 08:01:03 PM »
countdown to Chinese investor showing up with all cash and buying the place

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2015, 08:02:28 PM »
Aren't you an unemployed trust fund baby???



And an Obama vote  :-X
Their whole mindset would destroy America if it were applied nationwide.

Its ridiculous how they live there.  No idea why anyone would want to live like that.  I guess they just don't care about getting nothing for their money and living in debt with nothing to show for it.  I guess at least they have an Iphone.  ::)

Make any of them rake some leaves for an hour and they would probably fall over and die from exhaustion.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2015, 09:23:38 PM »
I live in this area. Prices are like the freaking twilight zone!!!

Really brah? I work there, maybe I seen ya around...  ;)

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2015, 09:28:40 PM »


Smack in the heart of one of America’s most expensive cities, a tiny 180-square-foot shack is listed for sale at $1.98 million.

The one-bedroom, one-bathroom Palo Alto-based shanty is situated next to a two-car garage. According to the Daily Mail, this prime piece of real estate is just a 12-minute drive from Stanford University and 25 minutes from Facebook’s Palo Alto headquarters. The address is 829 La Para Avenue.

The shack, which was built in 1930, rests on 6,800 square feet of land, which is where the price for the property really stems from, as it provides the opportunity for the lucky purchaser to “build their dream home” on it, as the listing states in its description.

However, the size of that home might be limited due to a floor area ratio (FAR) measure that was enacted in 1991 when the City of Palo Alto adopted an anti-mansionization mandate that allows for homes to be built on just 30 percent of land that is over 5,000 square feet.

Accordingly, the Daily Mail points out that “the maximum floor area of a future home that could be built on the property is 2,816 square feet, which does not include a possible basement addition.

One resident in the coveted area said prices have almost doubled since he and his family moved to there in 2011.

Last month, a 764-square-foot rotting, wooden earthquake shack located close to San Francisco’s Mission district sold for $408,000.


As someone who has lived in Palo Alto since age 6, I don't recognoze this house, maybe it's in an obscure portion of Downtown North, but it looks totally unrecognizable.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2015, 09:34:37 PM »
Also. 1.98 seems SUPER low for a downtown location.  ???

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2015, 09:35:21 PM »
As someone who has lived in Palo Alto since age 6, I don't recognoze this house, maybe it's in an obscure portion of Downtown North, but it looks totally unrecognizable.


It's the world headquarters of Calibre Fitness

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2015, 09:46:21 PM »

It's the world headquarters of Calibre Fitness

Also it says its's "12 minutes" from Stanford. Barring a long traffic light or a traffic accident, Downtown Palo Alto is like 30 seconds from Stanford.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2015, 09:52:06 PM »
So here is the actual property assholes:


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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2015, 09:53:23 PM »
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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2015, 09:56:40 PM »
That's a HUGE Palo Alto lot...

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« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2015, 09:58:48 PM »
So here is the actual property assholes:




That's the garage. The actual "shack" is behind it





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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2015, 01:13:36 AM »
Whatever. In toronto developers are buying 2 mil houses and knocking down the houses to build mcmansions for resale at 4 to 5 mil. ...

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2015, 01:33:17 AM »
Most of the time they try to come to the east coast after living on the west coast.  They buy a big house or what have you, stay for about 3 years and are not used to things like yard work, upkeep of a house, relaxing and a different way of life.  They are used to being busy bodies, always having to do something on the go.  They end up having a giant meltdown and move back to the west coast after they destroyed an historic house and its character by "updating" it.

Fucking pathetic.  I have seen it hundreds of times.  I love watching it unfold.
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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2015, 04:24:56 AM »
Whatever. In toronto developers are buying 2 mil houses and knocking down the houses to build mcmansions for resale at 4 to 5 mil. ...

They do that everywhere.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2015, 04:36:26 AM »
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Not really.  By the time that happens, they won't have made enough money on it anyways.  Besides, they will just sell it for another shitbox.

Seriously, the "high" salaries are inflated.  Most there don't have any savings or the ability to save any money when the cost of living is so high.  They just live in the moment.  They also live right on top of each other and have no land or anything.  Its dismal.  Especially if you are someone who hates human beings.

What a shitty way to live.
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The money you make on the shitbox just buys you another shitbox if you live in the same area.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2015, 06:26:52 AM »
As someone who has lived in Palo Alto since age 6, I don't recognoze this house, maybe it's in an obscure portion of Downtown North, but it looks totally unrecognizable.
Junior gimmick outed.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2015, 09:27:13 AM »
Aren't you an unemployed trust fund baby???



And an Obama vote  :-X
What's a trust fund baby? You mean TA doesn't have a job or career?????

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2015, 11:50:50 AM »
That's a HUGE Palo Alto lot...

ROFLAMO!!!

Thats not even big enough lot to park a Cadillac on.

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Re: 180 sq foot Palo Alto Shack selling for $2 million
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2015, 01:14:00 PM »
Aside from the Google guy living out of his car there was another article recently that talked about how it would be cheaper to live in Vegas and fly into San Fran everyday for work.

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Re: 180-SQUARE-FOOT PALO ALTO SHACK SELLING FOR $2 MILLION
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2015, 03:31:04 PM »
Most of the time they try to come to the east coast after living on the west coast.  They buy a big house or what have you, stay for about 3 years and are not used to things like yard work, upkeep of a house, relaxing and a different way of life.  They are used to being busy bodies, always having to do something on the go.  They end up having a giant meltdown and move back to the west coast after they destroyed an historic house and its character by "updating" it.

Fucking pathetic.  I have seen it hundreds of times.  I love watching it unfold.

A coworker who used to live in Austin and Colorado Springs said Californian's were moving into both locations in large numbers.  His complaint was they're trying to turn their new homes into California.  Has anyone else experienced this in these locations?


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« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2015, 03:34:05 PM »
A coworker who used to live in Austin and Colorado Springs said Californian's were moving into both locations in large numbers.  His complaint was they're trying to turn their new homes into California.  Has anyone else experienced this in these locations?


Yep, they fuck everything up.  They don't realize that their way of life was WAYYYYYYYY overpriced and can't tell the difference between wood and particle board.  They are so used to living like shit that they import those ideas all over and don't even realize it.  Usually they leave though when they figure out they are the only busy bodies in town, this once whatever they touched has turned to shit.