A girl with a huge arm turns me on as much as a one legged midget with a PCP habit.
One time I was on The Dating Game and I had to choose between a zero-rack, GH-jaw, wrinkleface with big biceps, a one-legged midget with a PCP habit, or a 85-year old granny with tits so low they dragged on the floor. If you've read my previous posts, you know I chose the granny. I was able to do her from behind and mop my floor at the same time. And she baked a mean apple pie.
One time was I sucking on her nubs and some stuff leaked out. I said "Yo granny, you got some sweet juice."
She said, "That's not juice sonny, it's cancer."
Special "Buzzkiller" Ed