What is your record number days for not shooting a load?

[gib]

And what happened in the end?

[Matt]

63.  I was in the army, and it just seemed wrong to do it in the barracks.  For me, I always shoot loads close to Peter North sized, as I have an abnormally high sperm count [1.1 billion, with low motility - although that is expected with a count that high].

[Simple Simon]

63.  I was in the army, and it just seemed wrong to do it in the barracks.  For me, I always shoot loads close to Peter North sized, as I have an abnormally high sperm count [1.1 billion, with low motility - although that is expected with a count that high].

sperm and semen are two different things, go look it up moron.

[Moontrane]

Over 4500 days, then puberty hit.   

After that, the duration of boot camp.   

[AbrahamG]

sperm and semen are two different things, go look it up moron.

Not purposely trolling your threads, but this gets me every time.

[gib]

63.  I was in the army, and it just seemed wrong to do it in the barracks.  For me, I always shoot loads close to Peter North sized, as I have an abnormally high sperm count [1.1 billion, with low motility - although that is expected with a count that high].

Impressive but I don’t Believe you lasted 63 days!

[ratherbebig]

good thread

may i suggest the next thread you make is about number of days not taking a shit

[robcguns]

10 days I believe.

[Simple Simon]

good thread

may i suggest the next thread you make is about number of days not taking a shit

MY SISTER IN LAW GOES ALL WEEK WITHOUT A SHIT

A guy at the gym met a girl and went on holiday with her after a week of knowing her, he didn't shit all week because he wasn't comfortable enough with her

[kreator]

MY SISTER IN LAW GOES ALL WEEK WITHOUT A SHIT

A guy at the gym met a girl and went on holiday with her after a week of knowing her, he didn't shit all week because he wasn't comfortable enough with her

I know this broad who joined us on some trip that lasted for about 4 days and she had problems going to the toilet. We went out clubbing one night, was thinking she looked very good with a nice ass and tits but couldn’t have imagined banging her with 4-5 days worth of shit pilled up inside her body 🙁

[Simple Simon]

I know this broad who joined us on some trip that lasted for about 4 days and she had problems going to the toilet. We went out clubbing one night, was thinking she looked very good with a nice ass and tits but couldn’t have imagined banging her with 4-5 days worth of shit pilled up inside her body 🙁

anal on a one night stand very rarely pans out like it does in the movies...

That's all Im saying.....

[Board_SHERIF]

these days its maybe 3 days at most