Likely Possibilities for the new Terminator movie

[Mr.1derful]

1. Title change to "Terminator: Rise of Soynet"
2. John Connor now named Juan Connor.
3. T1000 now model LGBT1000
4. Instead of being liquid metal, the terminator is now gender fluid.
5. Has a cameo by some old liberal queen named Arnold.


Prediction:  Dark Fate falls well short of box office projections and kills off the franchise until they eventually try ruin it all over again.

P.S - F*ck You Tim Miller.

[Mothballs]

They cut together a decent trailer but we all know it will suck balls.

[Nails]

Without Arnold this franchise is dead. It was always has been an Arnold action flick.... Linda Hamilton was Arnold's fluffer.
The only other crap I can recall her being in is that volcano movie with that James bond guy.

Terminate vegan Jim Cameron and Arnold soldoutinator

[gmflex]

1. Title change to "Terminator: Rise of Soynet"
2. John Connor now named Juan Connor.
3. T1000 now model LGBT1000
4. Instead of being liquid metal, the terminator is now gender fluid.
5. Has a cameo by some old liberal queen named Arnold.


Prediction:  Dark Fate falls well short of box office projections and kills off the franchise until they eventually try ruin it all over again.

P.S - F*ck You Tim Miller.

  

[gmflex]

Without Arnold this franchise is dead. It was always has been an Arnold action flick.... Linda Hamilton was Arnold's fluffer.
The only other crap I can recall her being in is that volcano movie with that James bond guy.

Terminate vegan Jim Cameron and Arnold soldoutinator

Arnie fucked his movie career by spending 10+ years as the govenator... Now he is just to old to play any action roles..

   

[Pray_4_War]

Now way in fuck I'm going to see this pile of shit. 

[Twaddle]

1. Title change to "Terminator: Rise of Soynet"
2. John Connor now named Juan Connor.
3. T1000 now model LGBT1000
4. Instead of being liquid metal, the terminator is now gender fluid.
5. Has a cameo by some old liberal queen named Arnold.


Prediction:  Dark Fate falls well short of box office projections and kills off the franchise until they eventually try ruin it all over again.

P.S - F*ck You Tim Miller.

Good shit.  10/10 

 

[Randomum]

New terminator is asexual that transcends binary sexuality, and political affiliation.

[Desolate]

Will flop.

[IroNat]

Typical trajectory of movies and their sequels:

1) Original major release, great success

2) Sequel #1 major release, decent box office

4) Sequel #2 major release, star actor replaced, disappointing box office

5) Sequel #3 released straight to video

6) Pron copycat release

[SuperTed]

For most of us, the franchise died after the second one. An amazing sequel to a legendary film with the whole story wrapped up nicely.

Everything made since either feels like spoofs or additions made by fans. I might watch this just to see if it's even worse then Genisys. We are know it will be horrible though.

[falco]

1. Title change to "Terminator: Rise of Soynet"
2. John Connor now named Juan Connor.
3. T1000 now model LGBT1000
4. Instead of being liquid metal, the terminator is now gender fluid.
5. Has a cameo by some old liberal queen named Arnold.


Prediction:  Dark Fate falls well short of box office projections and kills off the franchise until they eventually try ruin it all over again.

P.S - F*ck You Tim Miller.

1derful!

[Nails]

this shit will make $5 million , not even arnold will watch it

[Powerlift66]

1. Title change to "Terminator: Rise of Soynet"
2. John Connor now named Juan Connor.
3. T1000 now model LGBT1000
4. Instead of being liquid metal, the terminator is now gender fluid.
5. Has a cameo by some old liberal queen named Arnold.


Prediction:  Dark Fate falls well short of box office projections and kills off the franchise until they eventually try ruin it all over again.

P.S - F*ck You Tim Miller.

 

[Fortress]

Arnie fucked his movie career by spending 10+ years as the govenator... Now he is just to old to play any action roles..

   

The correct usages of to and too continue to elude many here.

[Fortress]

1. Title change to "Terminator: Rise of Soynet"
2. John Connor now named Juan Connor.
3. T1000 now model LGBT1000
4. Instead of being liquid metal, the terminator is now gender fluid.
5. Has a cameo by some old liberal queen named Arnold.


Prediction:  Dark Fate falls well short of box office projections and kills off the franchise until they eventually try ruin it all over again.

P.S - F*ck You Tim Miller.

This rules.  

The movie, however, will not.

It’ll be yet another dismal entry to the long-dead franchise.

[Henda]

Linda Hamilton is a disgusting looking dried out old bag, won’t watch this latest terminator even when it’s on the telly for free