I would write something but I cant think of anything that rhymes with poets..
Gay 4 pay, did you give Rudy any insider tips on this encounter?
Right up there with " He who smelt it, dealt it. "
You're Jewish. How do you like this poem?:"Her clit - tastes delish.Her clit - smells like FISH!"
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa Perfect tits and a youthful glowAsked the bitch out and she said she'd goWe got something to eat then took in a showWent back to my crib and she gave me a blowSwallowed my cock like a dick suckin' proI destroyed her puss like it was ground zeroRecorded the whole thing on my iPhone proNutted on her face then told her to goShe started to cry when I called her a hoMonday at work will be awkward fo sho