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Marty Champions

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How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« on: March 05, 2021, 04:25:35 PM »
Milk is great for energy but after a gallon im curdling and need to crap. Should i Consume argo starch?
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Dave D

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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2021, 04:36:34 PM »
This can be alleviated by drinking  strychnine. In large quantities.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2021, 04:39:47 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on March 05, 2021, 04:25:35 PM
Milk is great for energy but after a gallon im curdling and need to crap. Should i Consume argo starch?

Tuck your 10.5 inch cock between your legs and insert up to 2.25 inches into your rectum.  Should get you through the day.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2021, 04:44:53 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 05, 2021, 04:39:47 PM
Tuck your 10.5 inch up into my rectum.  Should get you through the day.


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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2021, 06:04:47 PM »
Eat peanut and cheese...lots of it.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2021, 06:07:41 PM »
Drink another 2 gallons.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2021, 06:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on March 05, 2021, 04:25:35 PM
Milk is great for energy but after a gallon im curdling and need to crap. Should i Consume argo starch?

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Marty Champions

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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2021, 07:47:42 AM »
I will try eating more bread thanks or just add lots of sugar ?
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2021, 07:52:44 AM »
Guzzle a pail of apple juice immediately after.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2021, 08:01:58 AM »
"How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk?"

This is a question I have often pondered.  Thank you, Marty, for addressing it.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2021, 08:24:44 AM »
Stop drinking a gallon of milk.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2021, 09:31:44 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on March 06, 2021, 08:24:44 AM
Stop drinking a gallon of milk.

I think this is the only certain solution for JF.
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Re: How to avoid needing to take a shit mid day after 1 gallon of milk ?
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2021, 09:35:24 AM »
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