Not as Many Felonies as Chins

[Andy Griffin]

Doesn't lift.


https://floridanewsroundup.com/f/sacked-schoolteacher-sends-suspicious-substance-submits-plea

[wes]

More Chins than a Chinese phone book.

[Andy Griffin]

More Chins than a Chinese phone book.

More rolls than a bakery.

She's so old that when she was a kid, the Dead Sea was just sick.

[SOMEPARTS]

How lazy do you have to be to get fired as a teacher 4 times? Wow.

[wes]

More rolls than a bakery.

She's so old that when she was a kid, the Dead Sea was just sick.

LOL 

[Andy Griffin]

How lazy do you have to be to get fired as a teacher 4 times? Wow.

I just wonder how lazy the HR people at schools 2, 3, and 4 were to have hired this fattie despite previous local firings. 

[Dokey111]

I just wonder how lazy the HR people at schools 2, 3, and 4 were to have hired this fattie despite previous local firings.

this

[Taffin]

Doesn't lift.


https://floridanewsroundup.com/f/sacked-schoolteacher-sends-suspicious-substance-submits-plea

The irony that such a big fat f*cking slob would send what is essentially a baking ingredient is not lost on me 

Plus, not to be pedantic, but from where I'm sitting she doesn't appear to have multiple chins, just one big fat fucken bloated Pelican neck! 

[Taffin]

She's so old that when she was a kid, the Dead Sea was just sick.

LOL 

Andy

Wes isn't laughing at your (excellent) joke, he's just laughing about the fact that mere mortals like you and I would consider the 50,000 year old Dead Sea as 'old' 

[Andy Griffin]

Andy

Wes isn't laughing at your (excellent) joke, he's just laughing about the fact that mere mortals like you and I would consider the 50,000 year old Dead Sea as 'old' 

I am proud to be a mere mortal among gods such as Wes.

[oldtimer1]

When she sits around the house. She sit around the house.

[AbrahamG]

When she hauls ass she needs to make two trips.

[Taffin]

Ya, she's clearly in the Fitness Protection Program