Author Topic: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard  (Read 2443 times)

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2022, 10:46:31 AM »
Iranian hulk is going to get destroyed lmao.



He's clearly a social media meme

LMAO

The sledgehammer and heavy bag work they showed the Iranian hulk doing was sped up to make him look less like a slow fat slob. I wouldn't be surprised if he fights with a long sleeve top on.

They need to tell Ford to take it easy and put on a show otherwise people will be demanding their money back.

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2022, 10:50:29 AM »
LMAO

The sledgehammer and heavy bag work they showed the Iranian hulking doing was sped up to make him look less like a fat slob

They need to tell Ford to take it easy and put on a show otherwise people will be demanding their money back.

They've got to be taking the piss with this fight lol.

Ford is no fighter, but he knows how to juice and train, and has access to modern gyms.

The fat guy looks like he's doing labour work in borat's village

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2022, 11:35:04 AM »
LMAO

The sledgehammer and heavy bag work they showed the Iranian hulk doing was sped up to make him look less like a slow fat slob.

I thought something looked funny about those videos.

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2022, 01:32:03 PM »
They've got to be taking the piss with this fight lol.

Ford is no fighter, but he knows how to juice and train, and has access to modern gyms.

The fat guy looks like he's doing labour work in borat's village


Martyn Ford looks like he's wearing a nappy. The Iranian Hulk looks like a permabulking DJ Khaled.


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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2022, 08:11:11 PM »
Iranian hulk is going to get destroyed lmao.



He's clearly a social media meme

The more I watch this the funnier it gets. It's like a really good comedy sketch. The fat guy curling like 40lbs and the weight falls of the bar. Punching the giant bone and the skin peeling of his soft pillow hands. The funniest part is him bending the tiny spanner at 5min mark.

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2022, 08:20:13 PM »
This is some goofy-ass shit.

Two ‘tards going for broke to prove absolutely nothing to no one.

One clown hopping about like a kangaroo and the other one crushing watermelons and wrecking walls of his house.

P.S. The paki turd must smell something fierce.

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2022, 08:32:48 PM »
Ford is gonna eat his asshole alive!

Did you mean to say this?  Or did you forget a "t"?

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2022, 04:18:53 AM »
Ford is gonna teat his tasshole talive!
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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2022, 04:46:14 AM »
Ford was emotionally threatened and insecure... nice push coward.

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Re: Martyn Ford vs. Iranian Hulk Undercard
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2022, 04:47:27 AM »
The hulk truly is a comedian. Hitting a little heavy bag, curling 25 lb bells and bending a tiny wrench all whip holding invisible watermelons under his arms. This fat fuck is to much. He should just do a comedy tour and all he has to do is train on the stage and grunt and groan. It would be an epic comedy show.