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Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« on: March 02, 2022, 01:48:29 PM »
True Getbigger. 

Could he be Vince G's distant cousin?

No doubt his wives lift. 

https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/man-marries-triplets-on-same-day-after-they-propose-to-him/

"A Congolese man proved that good things come in threes when he married triplets all on the same day — after they all reportedly proposed to him simultaneously."

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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2022, 02:02:49 PM »
"Luwizo said his parents thought the love rectangle was sacrilegious."

LOL @ "love rectangle" ;D

Let's face it - the only question we are all thinking is, does he attempt to poke them in series or in parallel?

Oh, and since they are sisters, does he even need to bother to wipe his c0ck on the bedsheets (from the presumably very big bed) as he jumps from one to the other..?

Oh, and do identical triplets have identical genitalia..?  They're not super-identical... Surely there's a GetBigger out there that's been here first..?  Maybe even hit quadruplets!? ;D

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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2022, 02:10:54 PM »
WORLDSTAR!!!!
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2022, 02:54:19 PM »
That's pretty awesome.

Have a bad feeling it won't turn out well. ;D
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2022, 03:59:42 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on March 02, 2022, 02:02:49 PM
"Luwizo said his parents thought the love rectangle was sacrilegious."

LOL @ "love rectangle" ;D

Let's face it - the only question we are all thinking is, does he attempt to poke them in series or in parallel?

Oh, and since they are sisters, does he even need to bother to wipe his c0ck on the bedsheets (from the presumably very big bed) as he jumps from one to the other..?

Oh, and do identical triplets have identical genitalia..?  They're not super-identical... Surely there's a GetBigger out there that's been here first..?  Maybe even hit quadruplets!? ;D



Probably no wipe off needed when going vag to vag to vag.  Now, if he's going shitbox to vag back to shitbox and vag again then maybe perhaps a wipe is warranted if not appreciated.  My pecker is currently as hard as it's been all week.   ;D

If their vag's aren't identical, I wonder what order he likes to go in?  Tightest to loosest?  Vice versa?  Wish this guy would join getbig and do a Q&A.  What does he do with the loads?  Is there a rotation?  Or does he try spreading it around fairly? 
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2022, 04:17:38 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 02, 2022, 03:59:42 PM
Probably no wipe off needed when going vag to vag to vag.  Now, if he's going shitbox to vag back to shitbox and vag again then maybe perhaps a wipe is warranted if not appreciated.  My pecker is currently as hard as it's been all week.   ;D

If their vag's aren't identical, I wonder what order he likes to go in?  Tightest to loosest?  Vice versa?  Wish this guy would join getbig and do a Q&A.  What does he do with the loads?  Is there a rotation?  Or does he try spreading it around fairly? 
You sick fuck....you remind me of me. LOL  ;D
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2022, 04:27:05 PM »
They look great all done up w wigs but idk about their dressed down appearance
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2022, 04:28:17 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 02, 2022, 03:59:42 PM
Probably no wipe off needed when going vag to vag to vag.  Now, if he's going shitbox to vag back to shitbox and vag again then maybe perhaps a wipe is warranted if not appreciated.  My pecker is currently as hard as it's been all week.   ;D

If their vag's aren't identical, I wonder what order he likes to go in?  Tightest to loosest?  Vice versa?  Wish this guy would join getbig and do a Q&A.  What does he do with the loads?  Is there a rotation?  Or does he try spreading it around fairly?

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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2022, 01:52:26 AM »
Looks like a gay dude. Three beards is more convincing than one.
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2022, 10:55:34 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 02, 2022, 03:59:42 PM
Probably no wipe off needed when going vag to vag to vag.  Now, if he's going shitbox to vag back to shitbox and vag again then maybe perhaps a wipe is warranted if not appreciated.  My pecker is currently as hard as it's been all week.   ;D

If their vag's aren't identical, I wonder what order he likes to go in?  Tightest to loosest? * Vice versa?  Wish this guy would join getbig and do a Q&A.  What does he do with the loads?  Is there a rotation?  Or does he try spreading it around fairly?

Quote from: ThisisOverload on March 02, 2022, 04:28:17 PM
parsh

You're a better man than me, Brother - I squirted so hard I hit my fucken chin at that *  point above...  :P

Still got 25% wood now (and declining..)
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2022, 10:56:27 AM »
Still about 20%, but typing to you guys is taking my mind off the wank...
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2022, 11:39:08 AM »
If Obama had a son  ;D
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2022, 12:30:24 PM »
Just imagine living with 3 black women. :-\
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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2022, 01:42:39 PM »
 Step outta line and he’s in for a three way













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Re: Getbigger weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2022, 04:45:05 PM »
Is this a Chappelle show skit
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