Hulkotron, this does not bode well for Shizzo.
Lead author Dr. Linda Lidbor, whose academic focus is on the traits that influence human mating decisions, and her colleagues found that men who were more muscular and physically stronger reported having more sexual partners. They also fathered more children. Height, testosterone levels, and a deeper voice predicted mating success to a lesser degree, but none of these traits were linked to having more kids. Masculine facial features like a squared jaw and a prominent chin were not associated with increased mating or reproductive success, nor was a masculine finger digit ratio, in which the index finger is relatively shorter than the 4th (ring) finger.https://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2022/05/18/the_trait_that_best_predicts_mens_mating_success_832788.html
Ahem - I'll just leave this here...
You are no Bhanky.