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Farts make me laugh.
« on: June 04, 2022, 09:42:12 AM »
I find farts funny.

It's a guy thing.

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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2022, 01:08:56 PM »
Howard is that you ?

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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2022, 02:29:41 PM »

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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2022, 02:33:28 PM »
At my office we have a supply room in the back corner of the building. Very rarely gets used, so i rip my paint peeling farts in there because the bathroom is on the other side of the building.

A few weeks ago, i let a real ripper off in there, it was one of those egg farts that has a chemical smell to it.

Less than 30 seconds after i left the room, these two ladies walk in there looking for staples.

They about died and one of them i swear gagged. I bet their eyes were watering. ;D

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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2022, 03:58:15 PM »
At my office we have a supply room in the back corner of the building. Very rarely gets used, so i rip my paint peeling farts in there because the bathroom is on the other side of the building.

A few weeks ago, i let a real ripper off in there, it was one of those egg farts that has a chemical smell to it.

Less than 30 seconds after i left the room, these two ladies walk in there looking for staples.

They about died and one of them i swear gagged. I bet their eyes were watering. ;D



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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2022, 04:03:15 PM »
At my office we have a supply room in the back corner of the building. Very rarely gets used, so i rip my paint peeling farts in there because the bathroom is on the other side of the building.

A few weeks ago, i let a real ripper off in there, it was one of those egg farts that has a chemical smell to it.

Less than 30 seconds after i left the room, these two ladies walk in there looking for staples.

They about died and one of them i swear gagged. I bet their eyes were watering. ;D

Day after I competed a few years ago we went out and had a coffee at this farm shop, I had eaten allsorts the night before and needed a shit.
they had a small single unisex toilet, I had my shit and stunk the fucking place out

I went back to my wife and sat down and joked about giving it ten minutes if she wanted to go
A few seconds later a guy walked in and shouted "for fucks sake" and came straight back out again waving his arms about

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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2022, 04:34:30 PM »
Day after I competed a few years ago we went out and had a coffee at this farm shop, I had eaten allsorts the night before and needed a shit.
they had a small single unisex toilet, I had my shit and stunk the fucking place out

I went back to my wife and sat down and joked about giving it ten minutes if she wanted to go
A few seconds later a guy walked in and shouted "for fucks sake" and came straight back out again waving his arms about
Putrid Pile Of Peace  ;D

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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2022, 05:33:28 PM »
Day after I competed a few years ago we went out and had a coffee at this farm shop, I had eaten allsorts the night before and needed a shit.
they had a small single unisex toilet, I had my shit and stunk the fucking place out

I went back to my wife and sat down and joked about giving it ten minutes if she wanted to go
A few seconds later a guy walked in and shouted "for fucks sake" and came straight back out again waving his arms about


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Re: Farts make me laugh.
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2022, 05:42:52 PM »
Day after I competed a few years ago we went out and had a coffee at this farm shop, I had eaten allsorts the night before and needed a shit.
they had a small single unisex toilet, I had my shit and stunk the fucking place out

I went back to my wife and sat down and joked about giving it ten minutes if she wanted to go
A few seconds later a guy walked in and shouted "for fucks sake" and came straight back out again waving his arms about

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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2022, 04:12:53 AM »
   
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2022, 05:32:28 AM »
I was taking a dump at work when one of my coworkers came in to use the urinal. I played a noise on my fart app.(I'm 40yrs old). I could hear him giggaling to my sqweel.

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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2022, 05:37:25 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2022, 07:52:09 AM »
I was taking a dump at work when one of my coworkers came in to use the urinal. I played a noise on my fart app.(I'm 40yrs old). I could hear him giggaling to my sqweel.


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