At my office we have a supply room in the back corner of the building. Very rarely gets used, so i rip my paint peeling farts in there because the bathroom is on the other side of the building.
A few weeks ago, i let a real ripper off in there, it was one of those egg farts that has a chemical smell to it.
Less than 30 seconds after i left the room, these two ladies walk in there looking for staples.
They about died and one of them i swear gagged. I bet their eyes were watering.
