My life experiences have taught me good quality caring friends are hard to come by. So, you cannot begin to imagine how much it warms my heart to know that you, my friend, think kindly about me with such interest in my dumb arse, adulthood, and gullibility. 
NO HOMO!
FYI, as your friend, I sometimes worry about your wellbeing too, albeit fleetingly. I am sort of a fickle person. 
Note: my response is yet another test of the capacity of your sense of humour. - Serious question, how's it holding up thus far?
My sense of Humour is just fine - though not to everyone's liking ♂️
My concern for your wellbeing is vastly being diminished by your Dumb stupid behaviour
& Not being capable yourself of seeing the Stupidity & ridiculousness of your own actions
Worse still you're trying to justify them.
You still do not see the Ridiculousness
Of being 6ft apart / having Windows open / wearing face Nappies/ plastic visors / being home by 10pm
The sitting down / standing up fiasco in restaurants with face Nappies/ closing parks & gyms
Stopping folk going outside etc etc
Yet None of the above had you using your mind & reasoning to question the Stupidity of it all
FFS you even went as far to mentioning taking note of some dumb bitch of a State Governor !!
Maybe just maybe one day you will Wake up & See & Admit your idiotic behaviour in doing what you did.
And if you don't wake up & admit it I'm here to constantly Remind you of it.
Note I didn't need or take note of any Bitch Governor.
