Apparently, the honeymoon didn't last at Fire Island because the two star crossed lovers have called it quits after one couldn't fit into his 1980's vintage parachute pants. It all started when Grape Ape had Weight Watchers cater their Gay-Starred event. There were leftovers and OMR loves Peach Cobler. But unbknownst to him the 300 point Cobbler was in fact FAKE and made in a Mexican kitchen with real cream, sugars and other calorie heavy ingredients.
OMR noticed he was getting plump but couldn't understand why. Grape Ape started to sleep on the day bed in their quiet bungalow and this caused much strife between the gay duo. OMR had the Peach Cobler sent out and tested and it was indeed a fake Weight Watchers product that contained over 9000 calories and other fillers such as cardboard, Styrofoam and silicone.
The two are currently living apart with Grape Ape living with Prime Muscle in his He-Shed. There is a custody battle over their cat Toes.
In other related news, Wes continues to hang out at the 7-11 looking for Meth, Benzo's and his teeth.
GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!