Author Topic: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!  (Read 353 times)

Fallsview

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Apparently, the honeymoon didn't last at Fire Island because the two star crossed lovers have called it quits after one couldn't fit into his 1980's vintage parachute pants. It all started when Grape Ape had Weight Watchers cater their Gay-Starred event. There were leftovers and OMR loves Peach Cobler. But unbknownst to him the 300 point Cobbler was in fact FAKE and made in a Mexican kitchen with real cream, sugars and other calorie heavy ingredients.
OMR noticed he was getting plump but couldn't understand why. Grape Ape started to sleep on the day bed in their quiet bungalow and this caused much strife between the gay duo. OMR had the Peach Cobler sent out and tested and it was indeed a fake Weight Watchers product that contained over 9000 calories and other fillers such as cardboard, Styrofoam and silicone.   

The two are currently living apart with Grape Ape living with Prime Muscle in his He-Shed. There is a custody battle over their cat Toes.

In other related news, Wes continues to hang out at the 7-11 looking for Meth, Benzo's and his teeth.


GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2023, 05:05:33 AM »
Tone of this post is objectionable and noted.

Rambone

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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2023, 05:18:52 AM »
Why wasn’t I invited? Am I not gay enough? Taffin would’ve been my date because he looks exactly like Pierce Brosnan

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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2023, 05:31:07 AM »
Mods, please move to general topics. Thanks.
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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2023, 05:32:48 AM »
https://allshecooks.com/weight-watchers-peach-cobbler-2/

There is actually a weight watchers peach cobbler recipe online. It uses canned peaches though. I am not sure if it is Hanky-approved.

Grape Ape

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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2023, 05:46:38 AM »
Ballspew wakes up on a saturday morning after out of another Hostess related coma thinking about random moderators on a message board.

And yet he still cannot think of anything clever or witty.

This gimmick is beyond stale.

So sad.

So owned.

So.......over.
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LurkerNoMore

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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2023, 05:54:26 AM »
Ballspew wakes up on a saturday morning after out of another Hostess related coma thinking about random moderators on a message board.

And yet he still cannot think of anything clever or witty.

This gimmick is beyond stale.

So sad.

So owned.

So.......over.


Based on the number of people that do this... it must be contagious. 

The inherent risk of being a gimmick. 

Royalty

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Re: OMR and Grape Ape FILE FOR DIVORCE AFTER ONLY MONTHS OF MARRIAGE!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2023, 06:10:03 AM »
Fallsview’s obsession with Wes, Grape Ape, and OneMoreRep is a variation of TDS.