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Karl Kox

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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2014, 06:43:09 PM »
Quote from: airosol on January 18, 2014, 02:52:24 PM
Early candidate for post of year right there
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2014, 07:39:32 AM »
I don't see the big deal here.  Who among us hasn't felt the urge to punch their munchkin in a strange place.  Maybe some hottie in yoga pants came out of the store and bent over whilst trying to load her purchases in the car.  Winslow notices her and he decides to give it a yank.  No judgment Kellen, do what you need to do.
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2023, 08:35:52 AM »
Was he LMNOP???

Woke-Retardism really working out well for the looney left!!  ::) ::)
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2023, 09:11:34 AM »
Where is Kellen today?

Does he live anywhere near Kitty Hawk?
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2023, 09:21:31 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 17, 2014, 08:54:42 PM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.

Is he a Soulja?
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2023, 11:39:16 AM »
Wacked himself into oblivion.
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2023, 12:21:17 PM »
The article also states that he has legit rear delts.
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2023, 08:56:34 PM »
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2023, 05:37:35 AM »
Target: "Once you go woke, its your dummy you'll choke"...    (in the parking lot)...
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Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2023, 03:02:08 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 17, 2014, 08:54:42 PM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


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