Last night I was in the parking lot at the grocery store moving stuff around in my trunk. A woman pulls up behind me, whistles at me, and I turn around and she asks "Can you buy me something?"
Me: "No."
Her: "I'm kind of desperate."
Me: "I really don't want the trouble."
She starts to drive off, stops, comes back in reverse and says something like "Are you sure".
I finally humor her and ask what. She says something like "I need you to lift some cannisters for me. I'll give you 100 bucks."
In the moment I thought she needed me to lift some big heavy cannisters off the ground from whoever her drug dealer was(which would be freakin weird as it is), but maybe she meant "lift" as in "steal"?
Anyways, I say no again and right before she drives off she produces a full orange balloon she was holding where I couldn't see it before and takes a suck off of it while looking at me.
Was she doing helium? If Insulin Shock wasn't losing bodyparts in the hospital I think he could tell me. This was an absolutely bizarre occurrence and I'm still not entirely sure what happened here. 15 years ago one of my Mom's friends called her and said she was going to commit suicide via helium so maybe people can get high off it? Even then why would they let us play around with it at school when we were kids? Was the balloon some sort of innuendo I missed?
Also, before you ask, she was chubby and I'm not into fat chicks. I'm sure some of you guys would have bent her over the hood of the car right there and banged her with a squeaky helium voice just for the lolz.