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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2024, 09:52:14 AM »
Quote from: wes on September 28, 2024, 04:24:33 PM
Nicknames Of Peace:
Skillett
Junebug
Peanut
Skeeter
Stank Bitch
Casper

Those names so black, you can see fat white girls smoking Newports lining up to get pregnant by them.
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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2024, 03:46:48 PM »
Had a black man working for me- Fortunate Diamond !!  🤷🏻‍♂️
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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2024, 12:46:38 AM »
Quote from: wes on September 28, 2024, 04:24:33 PM
Nicknames Of Peace:
Skillett
Junebug
Peanut
Skeeter
Stank Bitch
Casper

I once went to my mother in laws birthday party.. I was the only white person there.

This old guy keeps talking to me about a boxing match that was on tv that night. It was super loud and I could barely hear him. He says nice to meet you . I say nice to meet you. What's your name?

He says Junebug.
I say what?
He says junebug.
I said I can't hear you.
He says junebug.
I said: Jigaboo???

The fucking DJ scratched the record to a stop. I thought it was best to get going.
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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2024, 12:31:23 PM »
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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2024, 03:01:24 PM »
I've seen some doozies in my time. 

Most decent black folk, at least in my neck of the woods, find these ridiculous "Lasquanamadarius"-style appellations repugnant. 

What's truly funny, and ironic, is most of deez baby mamas fink these stupid names "sound African," but they aren't; moreover, those dummies couldn't spell or pronounce *true African names*, like Nigerian-British actor Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.  Adebisi :)


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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2024, 10:05:14 PM »


MonoStatos...


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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2024, 01:45:41 AM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on September 29, 2024, 09:52:14 AM
Those names so black, you can see fat white girls smoking Newports lining up to get pregnant by them.
LOL  ;D
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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2024, 01:46:43 AM »
Quote from: beakdoctor on September 30, 2024, 12:46:38 AM
I once went to my mother in laws birthday party.. I was the only white person there.

This old guy keeps talking to me about a boxing match that was on tv that night. It was super loud and I could barely hear him. He says nice to meet you . I say nice to meet you. What's your name?

He says Junebug.
I say what?
He says junebug.
I said I can't hear you.
He says junebug.
I said: Jigaboo???

The fucking DJ scratched the record to a stop. I thought it was best to get going.
HA HA HA HA HA HA....too funny bro!   ;D
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Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2024, 05:51:42 AM »
Quote from: illuminati on September 29, 2024, 03:46:48 PM
Had a black man working for me- Fortunate Diamond !!  🤷🏻‍♂️


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