The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.

[joswift]

This is a story I heard from a former friend. He and his wife got married as virgins because they were Christian. After the wedding night the wife never wanted to have sex again as it was too big, they divorced very quickly. I never saw the cock in question but other friends did and they said it was true, real big

I wouldn't switch to what the record holder has even if I'd add a little size if I could

so she never even saw it before they got married?

How Christan were they FFS

[Beefjake]

For a longest time I was unhappy about the quantity of sex in my relationship.

Then one time my missus said: I would love more but you’re so big it hurts me!

I felt bad. I don’t want to hurt her. She shoul’ve said something sooner.
It is what it is 🤷‍♂️

[oldschoolfan]

she’s selfish what a shitty reason to divorce

Yeah that selfish whore

I hope he fucked her mom

[unwieldy]

For a longest time I was unhappy about the quantity of sex in my relationship.

Then one time my missus said: I would love more but you’re so big it hurts me!

I felt bad. I don’t want to hurt her. She shoul’ve said something sooner.
It is what it is 🤷‍♂️

Sex is over rated, the same old thing over and over, yet it keeps the retards fascinated forever

[falco]

Sex is over rated, the same old thing over and over, yet it keeps the retards fascinated forever

Guilty..

I am a retard.

[unwieldy]

Guilty..

I am a retard.

Doesn't surprise me one bit.

[Van_Bilderass]

so she never even saw it before they got married?

How Christan were they FFS

I don't know how strictly they observed the "rules" and I didn't ask, I just repeated the story as it was told to me by the guy. It might not be 100% accurate, you know how it goes

I remember the thread here recently about the footballer whose former wife claimed they divorced due to his oversized cock. I don't know if that was totally factual either, she must have experienced it beforehand