Not enough drugs in Bodybuilding

[Hedgehog]

People want eggs to crack. They want to see people die of horrible cramps right in front of their very own eyes.

And there will be no tears lost for the bodybuilders, they will be immortal. In a religious way, you could say it's a human sacrifice to the Gods.

Honestly though, they need to get the prize money up a lot if it's gonna be worth it.

I suggest bringing in some PPV on it, so each competition will have at least a $1 000 000  to the winner.

Of course, these changes could not be done in a day, or perhaps not even in a year. But it is a vision for the future.

5 years?

YIP
Zack

[Bluto]

There'll be money, trust me. I'll start a whole Blood n Guts network with the bodybuilding show as the pinnacle... I'd say 5-10 years is realistic. Contract the next generation of gym gladiators, sponsor them with an endless amount of steroids, hook up some guys in the know from Hollywood to produce it. I think Hans Zimmer (Gladiator, King Arthur) would be perfect to compose the main theme.

[davidpaul]

Do you think it would be possible to get a guy onstage at 400 pounds ripped?
I think that there should be a no synthol policy, we want real muscles.

[Hedgehog]

There'll be money, trust me. I'll start a whole Blood n Guts network with the bodybuilding show as the pinnacle... I'd say 5-10 years is realistic. Contract the next generation of gym gladiators, sponsor them with an endless amount of steroids, hook up some guys in the know from Hollywood to produce it. I think Hans Zimmer (Gladiator, King Arthur) would be perfect to compose the main theme.

I have this vision of housing all these musclemen in perhaps Kuwait (nicely scouted by DJ), long away from the legal pussies of the Western Society.

Then put cash, lots of cash too, on the table for the contestants, as well as free supplies to whatever drugs they'd like.

And broadcast from this location.

YIP
Zack

[columbusdude82]

Can you imagine what a field day the homos will have with that?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my impression is: the bigger and freakier a guy gets, the less attractive he is to women, but the more attention he gets from gay guys. You know, all that "muscle worship" stuff...

And I don't mean ALL gay guys, just a good chunk of them...

[Bluto]

Do you think it would be possible to get a guy onstage at 400 pounds ripped?
I think that there should be a no synthol policy, we want real muscles.

Yes of course it would be possible. If you look at other sports there's always been numbers that seemed impossible... but then somebody comes around and do it.

I'm still trying to figure out how to include Klaus in all this.

[Hedgehog]

Do you think it would be possible to get a guy onstage at 400 pounds ripped?
I think that there should be a no synthol policy, we want real muscles.

Realistically, Steve Kuclo isn't the Chosen One.

He could be LEAN at 400 lbs.

But he will most likely compete at around 330-350 lbs.

YIP
Zack

[davidpaul]

Can you imagine what a field day the homos will have with that?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my impression is: the bigger and freakier a guy gets, the less attractive he is to women, but the more attention he gets from gay guys. You know, all that "muscle worship" stuff...

And I don't mean ALL gay guys, just a good chunk of them...

I don't think even the queers will be able to get off of over the kinda of geared monsters were discussing.

[columbusdude82]

I don't think even the queers will be able to get off of over the kinda of geared monsters were discussing.

Wow.. how will the poor guys get laid? If they can't get women, or even gay dudes, to have sex with them...

The whole point of working out used to be to get pussy. Now we're at the stage where we want freaks so gross not even a slutty gay guy would blow them...

[Bluto]

Wow.. how will the poor guys get laid? If they can't get women, or even gay dudes, to have sex with them...

The whole point of working out used to be to get pussy. Now we're at the stage where we want freaks so gross not even a slutty gay guy would blow them...

Yes and I for one is thankful for this evolution.

[Bluto]

Bluto aught to start a new religion and he can be the cult leader wearing a toga.

You know that's not a bad idea... maybe we can make a deal with Clear Channel.

[columbusdude82]

Yes and I for one is thankful for this evolution.

As much as I would like to be a mass monster, if that meant I had to go without pussy, I would have to pass... I love the BIG titties. There's a thread about them on here somewhere 

[JOHN MATRIX]

what you would have is some of these freaks would push the boundaries comic book style and mutate into monsters, escape from jail, and become super-villans.

this is where Klaus comes in.

this could infact translate to more money as the literal clash of the titans could be watched on PPV as they were locked in epic battle, demolishing cities and causing fluctuations in weather patterns maybe even changing the tilt of the earth itself, as the hero (Klaus) struggles to reign in the super villan monster freaks ex cons.

[dav-bol]

This thead is great!

Bluto for Pesident!

[Hedgehog]

what you would have is some of these freaks would push the boundaries comic book style and mutate into monsters, escape from jail, and become super-villans.

this is where Klaus comes in.

this could infact translate to more money as the literal clash of the titans could be watched on PPV as they were locked in epic battle, demolishing cities and causing fluctuations in weather patterns maybe even changing the tilt of the earth itself, as the hero (Klaus) struggles to reign in the super villan monster freaks ex cons.

Some of this is of course kind of silly.

But the idea of having the BB's locked up in a training camp for 4-5 months before the contest season would be pretty smart.

You could get great footage as well.

And the quality of the gear would be top notch, and supplied for everyone on a daily basis.

YIP
Zack

[JOHN MATRIX]

Some of this is of course kind of silly.

But the idea of having the BB's locked up in a training camp for 4-5 months before the contest season would be pretty smart.

You could get great footage as well.

And the quality of the gear would be top notch, and supplied for everyone on a daily basis.

YIP
Zack

the earth-shaking battles would of course happen in the offseason, in the months following the olympia.

[Rami]

Some short kids gets GH in school. Lucky bastards.

I know a lot of tall kids getting GH. If the parent have the cash, yes there are some who would do that to their kids. Also, steroids in bodybuilding will not play much of a role once myostatin and gene therapy drugs come in to play. Insulin, GH and Insulin Like Growth factors already play a big role.

[Bluto]

Some of this is of course kind of silly.

But the idea of having the BB's locked up in a training camp for 4-5 months before the contest season would be pretty smart.

You could get great footage as well.

And the quality of the gear would be top notch, and supplied for everyone on a daily basis.

YIP
Zack

That would be a big brother kind of reality show, I expect great ratings. Throw in some fitness chicks and let them battle over them... there's also a lot of other drugs bodybuilders are known to use, of course we don't mind at all in the bodybuilding federation Up The Dosage.

It got it all folks - sex, drugs, violence - hell I'll even throw in a rock n roll band.

[Playboy]

If you get a few Sandrak's on the way... No biggie.

If you wanna make an omelette, you gotta crack some eggs.

YIP
Zack

I saw that Sandrack kid on T.V one night. He is 12 years old now and he looks disgusting. His head looks like a giant watermelon, his hands and feet are huge, and his body is just mangled. His father was juicing him at an early age. I remember them saying on the documentary that his body fat was so dangerously low that he could have died. Crazy shit.

PB

[Bluto]

I know a lot of tall kids getting GH. If the parent have the cash, yes there are some who would do that to their kids. Also, steroids in bodybuilding will not play much of a role once myostatin and gene therapy drugs come in to play. Insulin, GH and Insulin Like Growth factors already play a big role.

Good points and don't forget stuff like Gakic.

[davidpaul]

I saw that Sandrack kid on T.V one night. He is 12 years old now and he looks disgusting. His head looks like a giant watermelon, his hands and feet are huge, and his body is just mangled. His father was juicing him at an early age. I remember them saying on the documentary that his body fat was so dangerously low that he could have died. Crazy shit.

PB

the kid has potential, shouldn't have stopped the gear. He could have been a pro by now if he continued with the juice.

[The Master]

Realistically, Steve Kuclo isn't the Chosen One.

He could be LEAN at 400 lbs.

But he will most likely compete at around 330-350 lbs.

YIP
Zack

We ALL know who the chosen one to enter the 400lbs contest shape territory is:

[The Master]

 

[Bluto]

Damn man, it's been a long time since someone posted pictures of Mower - too long!

[The Master]