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Road Rage BEASTS!
« on: December 06, 2006, 02:59:28 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.
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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2006, 03:01:29 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.


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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2006, 03:06:38 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.



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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2006, 03:13:02 PM »
Croatch you actually managed to write a post when you don't diss gear use. In fact, your words and actions are the perfect embodiment of a steroid-injecting gearhead. Are you sure you're not back on the sauce?

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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2006, 05:02:46 PM »
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Croatch you actually managed to write a post when you don't diss gear use. In fact, your words and actions are the perfect embodiment of a steroid-injecting gearhead. Are you sure you're not back on the sauce?
I was pretty irritated, maybe I'm on?  Fucking lightweight middle aged out of shape clowns who think they're a badass on the roadways.  Classic!  The same type of guy who comes up to you and asks, "How much do you bench press?"  Idiot.
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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2006, 05:04:47 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.


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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2006, 05:27:03 PM »
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giving me the bird.
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who talks like that?
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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2006, 05:32:38 PM »
really? sounds like a girly man speaking. i've never heard arnold or sly talk like that in any of their movies, not even twins or tango & cash.
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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2006, 05:35:43 PM »
you calling croatch a girly man?
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2006, 05:39:07 PM »
i know i did
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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2006, 06:05:58 PM »
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who talks like that?
Leave it up to some idiot on getbig.com to waste a perfectly mediocre thread.  Flick someone off, give me the finger, told me to fuck myself, etc.
Now there's a page of idiocy, instead of insightful road rage stories of 170lbs beasts, who don't workout, trying to be tough in front of their wife.
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2006, 06:11:27 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.

haha I piss people off on person hoping one of them would dare do something. then I get out of the car and lift and throw their crappy ass selves with the vehicle of the highway!
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2006, 06:11:51 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.

The adreniline rush is fucking crazy when that shit happens. Takes me like 15 min to calm down after shit like that...

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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2006, 06:19:51 PM »
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The adreniline rush is fucking crazy when that shit happens. Takes me like 15 min to calm down after shit like that...
The girl I was with in the car told me I was having a meltdown...haahha
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2006, 07:20:23 PM »
The girl I was with in the car told me I was having a meltdown...haahha

I know the feeling, then they look at you like your a complete f*&king nut!  My girl would scream at me and start crying...

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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2006, 07:39:34 PM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.

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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2006, 05:29:44 AM »
I've had this discussion many times on here.  The number one cause of road rage is people driving slow in the fast lane!  The law prohibits it in every way if you are not actively passing someone on the right.  For you haters that don't know the law, look it up, I won't post the rule book anymore, do your own homework!  Meltdown? 

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STAY THE F*CK OUT OF THE FAST LANE ASSHOLES OR PASS ALREADY!!!

BTW, California is the worst!  These assholes set the cruise control at 55mph and park it in the fast lane!

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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2006, 07:38:48 AM »
croatch...this is the first post i can 100% agree with you on! women are the worst! why would you think you are safe in a car....making it o.k. to give people the finger or yell fuck you to someone? would they do it on the street? i doubt it....but everybody is a tough guy/ girl behind the wheel.


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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2006, 07:46:51 AM »
One time I pulled over at the red light and their was this guy in a van that pulled right beside me. Then he starts staring at me trying to intimidate me or something. I never back down so I look at him back right in the eyes. Then I start laughing and told my family their is a wacko staring at me and they also start laughing. So this old guy proceeds by showing me and my family the finger and jetting. Low lifes.
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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2006, 07:51:17 AM »
I was pretty irritated, maybe I'm on?  Fucking lightweight middle aged out of shape clowns who think they're a badass on the roadways.  Classic!  The same type of guy who comes up to you and asks, "How much do you bench press?"  Idiot.
I agree. I had a few run ins with middle aged morons on the road too. They get all tough and bad behind the wheel of their car but when you get out of your car at a red light to confron them, all of a sudden they put their tail between their legs and gun it. They know they'll get a beating.

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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2006, 10:30:58 AM »
What part did you visit?

Going from Vegas to the Gay Bay to visit my wifes family on the 5 from Bakersfield to Tracey is horrendous!  I have to eat constantly on the road so I don't trip out just to keep my sanity!

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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2006, 10:34:21 AM »
I was driving on the highway today and some assclown was going hell slow in the left lane.  Of course, I kept it real on got on his ass, then decided to pass on the right, as I did this, his dumb ass went right as well..he then swerved back into the left lane.  He pretty much had a meltdown/self-owning and scared himself.  Of course, he blamed me for his bad driving skills and proceeded to give me the finger.
The audacity of some out of shape middle aged douchebag giving me the bird.  I love it when people are behind the wheel, everyone is a jacked beast!  Fucking guy could probably get 135 for 7 reps.  These guys make me laugh.  He's lucky I'm semi-sane and decided against running him off the road, then breaking him in two, then ass raping his wife while he sat there sucking his thumb with a bloody nose whimpering.

You could have taken his wife's anal cherry, but you chose to be the better man....

(or worse man)...depending on your perspective.

Most guys would have savaged the poor fucker's wife dry anal.




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Re: Road Rage BEASTS!
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2006, 10:37:35 AM »
We have a lot of women around here who think they're fucking little princesses who can do whatever the hell they want. I live in a upper-class area, and there are a lot of good looking women who marry rich guys and don't do shit but shop all day. Then they drive around like they're the first lady, pulling out in front of people when they could easily wait for them to pass, cutting lines buy going to the front and then getting over by smiling at some chump, and just driving around like everyone needs to bow down to them. To be honest, I see a lot of accidents when two of them try that kind of shit at the same time. Women rate each other on beauty, and if one thinks she's better looking than the other, she'll try and go first.
When they do it to me, I always make sure to scare the shit outta them. Then they can worry about me following them home and pulling an OJ. Not that I would, but it's a good reality check for them because someone might.
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2006, 03:37:48 PM »
We have a lot of women around here who think they're fucking little princesses who can do whatever the hell they want. I live in a upper-class area, and there are a lot of good looking women who marry rich guys and don't do shit but shop all day. Then they drive around like they're the first lady, pulling out in front of people when they could easily wait for them to pass, cutting lines buy going to the front and then getting over by smiling at some chump, and just driving around like everyone needs to bow down to them. To be honest, I see a lot of accidents when two of them try that kind of shit at the same time. Women rate each other on beauty, and if one thinks she's better looking than the other, she'll try and go first.
When they do it to me, I always make sure to scare the shit outta them. Then they can worry about me following them home and pulling an OJ. Not that I would, but it's a good reality check for them because someone might.

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