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Favourite toillette paper?
« on: January 06, 2007, 01:25:53 PM »
Personally, I like to use pages ripped directly from the koran as toillette paper.

It's shit removal to softness ratio is un-matched!

Andrex is ok too!
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 01:26:53 PM »
Charmin ultra and Bounty works well too but is a little rough.  ;D

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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 01:29:58 PM »
Charmin ultra and Bounty works well too but is a little rough.  ;D

lol, forgot about that one, yeah that's ok too if there isn't a koran handy!
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 01:43:16 PM »
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 01:47:48 PM »
Nordic's mothers hair

Impressively whitty!

How's the dole mate? What do you do with the funds my tax payments afford you? >:(
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2007, 01:54:33 PM »
Nordic, I'm a scrounging student who receives a full grant off of the government, and you will be pleased to know that I use your hard earned tax-payer money to buy triple quilted toilet paper. :)

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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2007, 01:55:40 PM »
Nordic, I'm a scrounging student who receives a full grant off of the government, and you will be pleased to know that I use your hard earned tax-payer money to buy triple quilted toilet paper. :)

What's the nature of your studies?
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2007, 01:59:08 PM »
Law.

Sounds a lot more impressive than it actually is. Glorified memory test, in my opinion.

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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 02:04:14 PM »
Law.

Sounds a lot more impressive than it actually is. Glorified memory test, in my opinion.

And what's your motivation for a degree in law?

Do you desire to be another wanker solicitor out for the £? Or do you plan on applying yourself in something worthwhile?

What do you think of Shariah law? Do you think it's a good model for society?
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 02:04:56 PM »
delete this idiot. anyone making threads about toilet paper should be shot
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 02:09:02 PM »
delete this idiot. anyone making threads about toilet paper should be shot

Who are you dictating to punk? Do you like the taste of your own balls?
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 02:12:58 PM »
Nice socks BTW Bluto!

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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »
And what's your motivation for a degree in law?

Do you desire to be another wanker solicitor out for the £? Or do you plan on applying yourself in something worthwhile?

What do you think of Shariah law? Do you think it's a good model for society?

Studied law because it seemed interesting, plus it gives a good insight into how society works etc.

I'm in the process of applying for the armed forces at the moment, but may go into law one day in the future(when the urge to get fat off the misery of others becomes too great).

Shariah law: It can bring order to troubled regions, like in Somalia recently, but I  don't agree with it. Not a fan of death penalty/corporal punishment, or the way women are treated in countries under Shariah law.

What was your degree in?

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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 02:31:58 PM »
CS and (Math) Statistics
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Re: Favourite toillette paper?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 02:49:59 PM »
Sounds suitably difficulty. What do you do now?

I've heard statistics is a good route into Investment Banking (££££££££££).