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Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« on: February 20, 2007, 04:04:50 PM »
This just in.  CC is joining Bluto the skinny white nerd on Verizon Wireless commercials as the new spokesperson for the new DIVERSE Verizon. 

Deal Details:

Free Minutes anywhere in the world
1 pound of the sticky-icky each week, his choice of type


More to follow.
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2007, 04:07:07 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on February 20, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
This just in.  CC is joining Bluto the skinny white nerd on Verizon Wireless commercials as the new spokesperson for the new DIVERSE Verizon. 

Deal Details:

Free Minutes anywhere in the world
1 pound of the sticky-icky each week, his choice of type


More to follow.

Awesome!  I heard verizon is starting an exclusive 'Real Deal' package which includes FREE 'baby boo' minutes and unlimited text messages to ANY of your 3 'baby mamas' and 2 'white mistresses' on the side.

 Congrats!
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2007, 04:07:46 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on February 20, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
This just in.  CC is joining Bluto the skinny white nerd on Verizon Wireless commercials as the new spokesperson for the new DIVERSE Verizon. 

Deal Details:

Free Minutes anywhere in the world
1 pound of the sticky-icky each week, his choice of type


More to follow.

I want that deal
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2007, 04:10:39 PM »
This is amazing!!! that means he can compete again, he won't be spending all that juice money on cell phone minutes!
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2007, 05:01:58 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 20, 2007, 04:07:07 PM
Awesome!  I heard verizon is starting an exclusive 'Real Deal' package which includes FREE 'baby boo' minutes and unlimited text messages to ANY of your 3 'baby mamas' and 2 'white mistresses' on the side.

 Congrats!
Not only that but the have changed the "chirp" function to "HEY NIG GA" every time there is a call.  It should go great from my sources on the street.

DYNOMITE!!!
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 05:44:49 AM »
"baby boo" minutes hhahahah, brilliant BlockHead ;D 
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 06:04:04 AM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 20, 2007, 04:07:07 PM
Awesome!  I heard verizon is starting an exclusive 'Real Deal' package which includes FREE 'baby boo' minutes and unlimited text messages to ANY of your 3 'baby mamas' and 2 'white mistresses' on the side.

 Congrats!

lol, one of your better posts. As of lately I thought that you lost it totally.

good to see one of our favorite "supplement" dealer making a come back
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 06:41:49 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on February 21, 2007, 06:04:04 AM
lol, one of your better posts. As of lately I thought that you lost it totally.

good to see one of our favorite "supplement" dealer making a come back
Blockhead will always bring out the heavy guns with Chris "Ebony meets Ivory" Cormier

Block-does Cormier's new plan have "Bugga Boo" answering service when those white hoes blow his shit up?
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 06:52:45 AM »
Damn , thats a sweet deal !!

Why is getbig so Anti-Chronic ??

 Ni**az dont be smoking blunts up in this peice ?
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 09:35:31 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on February 21, 2007, 06:04:04 AM
lol, one of your better posts. As of lately I thought that you lost it totally.

good to see one of our favorite "supplement" dealer making a come back
Thanks Steele!

 TheBlockHead Got His Groove Back!

  It is true, cap86. The official 'bugga boo' minutes were deisnged by Verizons engineers and are exclusive only with 'The Real Deal' package.

 It's sort of a filtration system that sends the phone number from a WHITE BITCH straight to voice-mail and the voice-mail itself acutally says to the caller..." Ay baby...u know I be wit my Baby Mama...I told your chikenhead ass not to calls me up when I be with her. You're gonna get me caught up, bitch...DAMN! Leave a muthafkn MESSAGE...(beeeeeep)"

 Should be a decent phone and plan. It's scheduled to be released by April. Just in time for summer!

 
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2007, 09:43:15 AM »
"Girl, I just put you in my 5"

With the Real Steal plan, when you tell a boo she's made your top 5, it really means five hundred. 
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2007, 09:55:55 AM »

 Hahahaha!

 Good work, FlashRob!
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2007, 01:00:25 PM »
The Real Deal just gave me the down low and said that the "Bugga Boo screening" is going to be pushed back because some hoe from the Ironman just got him kicked out of his house for a day.  He said something about some blonde ho who does porn and he heard on the radio??
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Re: Verizon wireless signs Cormier to a Free Minutes and 1lb of weed/week deal
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2007, 01:06:08 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 21, 2007, 09:43:15 AM
"Girl, I just put you in my 5"

With the Real Steal plan, when you tell a boo she's made your top 5, it really means five hundred. 

In all seriousness, how many boos are we talking about here?

I've always assumed he was gayer than Kenny Chesney's hairdresser.
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