So, kids, you're walking in the supermarket and out from no-where comes an angry Derek Anthony foaming at the mouth ready to tear your head off.....what do ya do?
Well........
I give to you 3 great ways to beat Derek Anthony!!!
1. Throw a dollar bill on the ground, his natural reflexes will cause him to pick it up and shake his ass. Simply kick him in balls from there when he's distracted
2. Signal the manager that there's spilled oil on the floor. The manager will call for a janitor and take care of Derek for you
3. Take a match and threaten to set him on fire. There's no need for gasoline because.....well...you know. He should immediately back up from you
There you have it kids. Have a great day