It's not beside the point. I was intentionally being ambiguous, and you're the one that used the term continent. Not I.
So before you judge, realize a sarcastic statement. Again, you're the one that is dictating what my point was. How do you know? You didn't. Just like you assumed I sucked off my teacher. To correct you on that point, I let him give me a reach around while he gave me a rim job. Though I did let the computer teacher suck me off once....