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The next generation of evil
« on: March 14, 2007, 10:23:47 AM »
Guess who’s maybe getting engaged to Karl Rove’s former intern? The great Holocaust author Jenna Bush, that’s who!

The former teen drunk is all grown up now. She runs secret diplomatic missions for her wrecked dad, got herself a $300,000 publishing contract despite having never written anything bigger than a bar tab, and now she’s supposedly planning a wedding with long-suffering boyfriend Henry Hager.

Jenna dumped Henry and moved to South America last year, and she’s been bringing her special brand of Bush Family Chaos to every poor country she visits.

http://wonkette.com/politics/argentina/happy-south-american-wedding-engagement-jenna-244194.php
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 10:28:32 AM »
"According to Jenna’s statement, the “call to action” will “start a dialogue with kids” and be this sad era’s version of “The Diary of Anne Frank.”

Yikes.
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2007, 10:43:37 AM »
fucking joke.
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2007, 12:32:20 PM »
I call dibs on Barbara Bush!   ;D
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2007, 03:10:08 PM »
When will it be uncovered that Jenna had nothing to do with writing the book? I say 3 more months.
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2007, 06:46:18 AM »
Quote from: OKMike on March 14, 2007, 12:32:20 PM
I call dibs on Barbara Bush!   ;D

I'd hit it
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2007, 06:58:24 AM »
Quote from: youandme on March 14, 2007, 03:10:08 PM
When will it be uncovered that Jenna had nothing to do with writing the book? I say 3 more months.

Well, no one seemed to care that Hillary's book was ghost written.
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2007, 09:18:51 AM »
Quote from: OKMike on March 15, 2007, 06:58:24 AM
Well, no one seemed to care that Hillary's book was ghost written.

Most all political figures and sports figures use ghostwriting assistance in preparing their memoirs, no shocker this book is different.
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2007, 11:48:03 PM »
Quote from: Thunderfck1 on March 15, 2007, 06:46:18 AM

I'd hit it

You'd fuck the Quacker Oatmeal man?  :-X


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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 01:57:32 AM »

Jenna is writing a book?

"Daddy, I Banged All The Black Secret Service Agents"
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Re: The next generation of evil
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2007, 07:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Tre on March 17, 2007, 01:57:32 AM
Jenna is writing a book?

"Daddy, I Banged All The Black Secret Service Agents"

Haha... I'm sure she made a move. But those guys are disciplined... I don't think they'd shit where they eat.
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