Hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!! The mighty SQUAD's ability to quickly force every Mcsalad munching 132 pound pec-deck titan into a pool of their own musclemilk faeces is stronger than ever, and spreading across the globe!!!!!!!!!!!
Just this morning I was reading the council internal electronic noticeboard (whic has around 10-12,000 people reading it daily), when I noticed a post titled "Heating", which read "Does anybody know who deals with the temperature control of our office? My colleagues and I are sitting in our coats!!!!!!"
yes, oh brother. That's exactly what I thought too my bretheren.
I knew I had to act quickly and destroy this whiny little frost conductor before things got out of control, so I replied on the noticeboard saying "Why dont you just go and turn the heating on then?" hahaha
Within 2 minutes the little cum reservoir replied on the board saying "ummm, well if you were the one sitting here with blue hands trying to work then you wouldn't be making stupid jokes!"
Hahahaha hook line and sinker my bitches!!!!!!
From the evident gayness in the tone of his reply, it was clear that "Alan Huxter" had seen more free willy than sea world. Realising I had a captive audience of thousands, I needed to execute some swift SQUAD destruction!!!!
I looked to the master of ownage The Squadfather for some timely guidance and settled for a "Calm down tiger, it ain't that serious." hahahahaha
BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Within minutes my inbox was flooded with messages like "well it will be serious if you piss me off anymore daniel" and "Why dont you come over here and tell us all how to turn the heating on then...?" hahahahahahahahaha the MIGHTY SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
