Author Topic: Superstore car park owning!!  (Read 1258 times)

MoralMan

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Superstore car park owning!!
« on: June 13, 2007, 07:33:58 AM »
So im leaving the store having bought my usuals - eggs,steaks,pasta,milk when i see an old guy who can barely carry his shopping.
He asks me "Hey you look strong think you can carry this for me"

I say "i sure can!"

And i carry his bags full of goodys straight to my car!!

I then drive off!!Past the old geezer and i wind my window down and flex my guns while laughing at him!!
Hahaha!!

BRUTAL OWNINGGGGGGGG

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 07:39:58 AM »
i hope you're messing around
It hasn't helped...

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 07:42:13 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 07:44:55 AM »
what are you going to do with a bag of Depends and Ensure?

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 07:47:24 AM »
what are you going to do with a bag of Depends and Ensure?

He'll probably swop them with your mom for BJ's

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 07:49:07 AM »
He'll probably swop them with your mom for BJ's
hahahahahaha, no BC his "mom" sucks cock completely for free, she loves the penis.

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 09:27:39 AM »
hahahahahaha, no BC his "mom" sucks cock completely for free, she loves the penis.

hahahaha, are you implying that "rearden metals" mom is the type of lady that on the first date, goes down on the waiter as well as paying half the bill, SF?

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 09:34:15 AM »
You know, it isn't an owning unless you demoralize the person.

The old guy probably didn't know you 'owned' him.

As a judge on these matters, I think it's safe to say that you didn't 'own' the guy.

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 09:49:23 AM »
He robbed Joe Weider!!

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 10:01:24 AM »
Lol thats a good one, but still just doesnt have the style of SFs ownings.

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Re: Superstore car park owning!!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 10:04:01 AM »
So im leaving the store having bought my usuals - eggs,steaks,pasta,milk when i see an old guy who can barely carry his shopping.
He asks me "Hey you look strong think you can carry this for me"

I say "i sure can!"

And i carry his bags full of goodys straight to my car!!

I then drive off!!Past the old geezer and i wind my window down and flex my guns while laughing at him!!
Hahaha!!

BRUTAL OWNINGGGGGGGG

you still have crank windows,who's really owning who here ;D j/k

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