Gather round kiddies.....it's whorytime!!!

[Man of Steel]

I have just decided that the V is lacking more stories about bangin big-tittied, fat-assed stripper types.   Seeing as you are our resident expert in said banging, I humbly request more stories immediately.

 

[The Squadfather]

hahahaha, exactly, Danielson fuckks more of these hot little whores than Hugh Hefner in the 1950's.

[kiwiol]

I have just decided that the V is lacking more stories about bangin big-tittied, fat-assed stripper types.   Seeing as you are our resident expert in said banging, I humbly request more stories immediately.

 

Agree. But Danny boy, please leave out all those 99,000+ stories in which you were on the receiving end

[Alex23]

Agree. But Danny boy, please leave out all those 99,000+ stories in which you were on the receiving end

Way to break the mood geek.

Dannyboy, how about the Monroe Chick who kept banging at KidRock's door then would pretty much spread eagle once you say the word ?

Those were the dayz...

[danielson]

Way to break the mood geek.

Dannyboy, how about the Monroe Chick who kept banging at KidRock's door then would pretty much spread eagle once you say the word ?

Those were the dayz...

Yeah good times. Today my buddies were on the lake across the street from my house so I told them to come get me. There is a boat landing about 200 yards the other way from Kids house so I told them to pick me up there. My old key doesn't work and this fucking gate was like 10 feet high and had some jagged edges at the top. I called the "neighborhood supervisor" and he told me I needed to pay 360 bucks for a new key or some shit, so I jumped the fkn thing, in flipflops. I am not paying 360 bucks for a key I may use twice(the lake kind of sucks) and I am not going to break an ankle jumping the fence, so next time I will go to Bob's dock and maybe he will be home. He throws a 4th of July party every summer, you guys will dig these pics. As far as stories of sluts, maybe tomorrow, just got out of the hot tub and hopped up on Vals and ketel one, fuzzy memory.

[Palpatine Q]

Yeah good times. Today my buddies were on the lake across the street from my house so I told them to come get me. There is a boat landing about 200 yards the other way from Kids house so I told them to pick me up there. My old key doesn't work and this fucking gate was like 10 feet high and had some jagged edges at the top. I called the "neighborhood supervisor" and he told me I needed to pay 360 bucks for a new key or some shit, so I jumped the fkn thing, in sandals. I am not paying 360 bucks for a key I may use twice(the lake kind of sucks) and I am not going to break an ankle jumping the fence, so next time I will go to Bob's dock and maybe he will be home. He throws a 4th of July party every summer, you guys will dig these pics. As far as stories of sluts, maybe tomorrow, just got out of the hot tub and hopped up on Vals and ketel one, fuzzy memory.

I gotta tell ya Danny. reading your posts give me a strong (but fleeting) urge to fucking bounce, set up a crash pad and start livin the life again.   All fucked outta my face with sluts whose name I don't even know Hahahahahaha 

[danielson]

I gotta tell ya Danny. reading your posts give me a strong (but fleeting) urge to fucking bounce, set up a crash pad and start livin the life again.   All fucked outta my face with sluts whose name I don't even know Hahahahahaha 

Just do what a few of my buddies and I did. There was a loft in Pontiac right on top of one of the hottest bars in town and walking distance to all the other hotspots. Rent was like 800 bucks between six of us. My married buddies just told their wives that they were too drunk to drive home or whatever, never told them about the loft. We had couches, a TV and two bedrooms with beds. It was a sweet setup, no drinking and driving and a real easy place to bring whores. My buddies made too many keys for other people and we got evicted due to noise, but it was a great two years.

[danielson]

Agree. But Danny boy, please leave out all those 99,000+ stories in which you were on the receiving end

You are the gayest dude on here. You kill the cool level of any thread you post in. The gay shit is over, move on crazy man.

[danielson]

I met a bitch at a bar on a Tuesday night many years ago. The whore had an overnight bag, she knew she was fucking someone that night. When I got done with her, she asked me to set my alarm cuz she had to get up. I calmly said, " to tell you the truth, a sleepover is not exactly what I had in mind". That set this bitch off she was scrambling for her clothes and calling me names etc. It was dark and she happened to throw my remote and get me right in the nose, cutting me up pretty good. But she left

[danielson]

I fucked this bar whore a few years back and when we were finished she started bawling. She was repeating over and over, "I can't believe we had sex without a condom". I told her "don't worry, I do it all the time". Not sure that made her feel any better.

[Palpatine Q]

Just do what a few of my buddies and I did. There was a loft in Pontiac right on top of one of the hottest bars in town and walking distance to all the other hotspots. Rent was like 800 bucks between six of us. My married buddies just told their wives that they were too drunk to drive home or whatever, never told them about the loft. We had couches, a TV and two bedrooms with beds. It was a sweet setup, no drinking and driving and a real easy place to bring whores. My buddies made too many keys for other people and we got evicted due to noise, but it was a great two years.

Sounds fucking sweet.

TBH   I'm good....happy and all that good shit.  I just like these threads cause they give me a chance to bust out some war stories.

Some people probably think i'm full of shit but you know, this is the life, crazy shit happens.

[Palpatine Q]

I met a bitch at a bar on a Tuesday night many years ago. The whore had an overnight bag, she knew she was fucking someone that night. When I got done with her, she asked me to set my alarm cuz she had to get up. I calmly said, " to tell you the truth, a sleepover is not exactly what I had in mind". That set this bitch off she was scrambling for her clothes and calling me names etc. It was dark and she happened to throw my remote and get me right in the nose, cutting me up pretty good. But she left

I fucked this bar whore a few years back and when we were finished she started bawling. She was repeating over and over, "I can't believe we had sex without a condom". I told her "don't worry, I do it all the time". Not sure that made her feel any better.

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is exactly what I mean!!!

[danielson]

This one whore was at my house alone after the bar with about six of us. We were in my hottub and she sat on the edge of it and masturbated. She said she always wanted to use a rabbit, and my GF at the time had one here, so I brought it down. She used it and then fucked 4 of my buddies, I abstained. The next day Furio my dog actually came in the house with the rabbit in his mouth. I washed it off and put it back in GF's drawer(it cost 180$, fuck replacing it). Felt kind of dirty next time my GF used it

[Palpatine Q]

This one whore was at my house alone after the bar with about six of us. We were in my hottub and she sat on the edge of it and masturbated. She said she always wanted to use a rabbit, and my GF at the time had one here, so I brought it down. She used it and then fucked 4 of my buddies, I abstained. The next day Furio my dog actually came in the house with the rabbit in his mouth. I washed it off and put it back in GF's drawer(it cost 180$, fuck replacing it). Felt kind of dirty next time my GF used it

NICE.

My friend Mikey calls me up and says "we got a live one at the Anvine Hotel, Room 204 hurry up."
So I get there and he's got this mid 30's blonde (i'm early 20's) on the bed with two cocks in her mouth and she's riding another.
So I wack down a couple of lines and grab a 14 inch dildo and start cramming it up her ass, and I ain't being gentle about it.

She's SCREAMING " I need more cock...I need more cock!!!"  So wer'e making phone calls and ultimately had about 15 dudes running the train on this bitch.  She was a trooper, fucking NUTS, but a trooper.

[danielson]

NICE.

My friend Mikey calls me up and says "we got a live one at the Anvine Hotel, Room 204 hurry up."
So I get there and he's got this mid 30's blonde (i'm early 20's) on the bed with two cocks in her mouth and she's riding another.
So I wack down a couple of lines and grab a 14 inch dildo and start cramming it up her ass, and I ain't being gentle about it.

She's SCREAMING " I need more cock...I need more cock!!!"  So wer'e making phone calls and ultimately had about 15 dudes running the train on this bitch.  She was a trooper, fucking NUTS, but a trooper.

Damn Closest thing I met to one of those types is a bitch in Ft. Lauderdale who fucked 4 of us every which way and finally all of us had enough after about 5 hours. She paraded around pumping her arms screaming "I am the queen!" Not one day went by after that where one of us didn't take her upstairs while laying by the pool, but we didn't waste another night on her.

[Fury]

hahahaha, these stories are great.

[Palpatine Q]

Damn Closest thing I met to one of those types is a bitch in Ft. Lauderdale who fucked 4 of us every which way and finally all of us had enough after about 5 hours. She paraded around pumping her arms screaming "I am the queen!" Not one day went by after that where one of us didn't take her upstairs while laying by the pool, but we didn't waste another night on her.

Hahahahahahaahhaa!!!!!

Alright one more

I'm with this chick Sue who used to get insanely horny when it thundered out and shit, I forget the name of the Hurricane but it was the one that wiped out Florida in 93 I think.

Long story short we go dowm by the Marina in my car with a bottle of wine and chill, next thing you know wer'e going to town and It's fucking insane sex, with the rain pouring down in buckets and the lightning and thunder.

Next thing i hear is KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the glass and there's there's a fucking cop standing on the bulkhead shining the flashlight. So I'm like "what the fuck man, wer'e not bothering anyone"  and he says "Look down asshole"

So i do and the water had risen halfway up my door, we would have fucking floated away if he hadn't come

[danielson]

Hahahahahahaahhaa!!!!!

Alright one more

I'm with this chick Sue who used to get insanely horny when it thundered out and shit, I forget the name of the Hurricane but it was the one that wiped out Florida in 93 I think.

Long story short we go dowm by the Marina in my car with a bottle of wine and chill, next thing you know wer'e going to town and It's fucking insane sex, with the rain pouring down in buckets and the lightning and thunder.

Next thing i hear is KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the glass and there's there's a fucking cop standing on the bulkhead shining the flashlight. So I'm like "what the fuck man, wer'e not bothering anyone"  and he says "Look down asshole"

So i do and the water had risen halfway up my door, we would have fucking floated away if he hadn't come

Could have been like Chappaquiddick

[Palpatine Q]

Could have been like Chappaquiddick

Hell yeah  I'll kill a bitch 

[Man of Steel]

I fucked this bar whore a few years back and when we were finished she started bawling. She was repeating over and over, "I can't believe we had sex without a condom". I told her "don't worry, I do it all the time". Not sure that made her feel any better.

AAHAHAHAAH!!!   Beautiful

[Alex23]

Hahahahahahaahhaa!!!!!

Alright one more

I'm with this chick Sue who used to get insanely horny when it thundered out and shit, I forget the name of the Hurricane but it was the one that wiped out Florida in 93 I think.

Long story short we go dowm by the Marina in my car with a bottle of wine and chill, next thing you know wer'e going to town and It's fucking insane sex, with the rain pouring down in buckets and the lightning and thunder.

Next thing i hear is KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the glass and there's there's a fucking cop standing on the bulkhead shining the flashlight. So I'm like "what the fuck man, wer'e not bothering anyone"  and he says "Look down asshole"

So i do and the water had risen halfway up my door, we would have fucking floated away if he hadn't come

HAHAHAHHAHA an instant classic ...  "Look down asshole"

[Nordic Beast]

I fucked this bar whore a few years back and when we were finished she started bawling. She was repeating over and over, "I can't believe we had sex without a condom". I told her "don't worry, I do it all the time". Not sure that made her feel any better.

hahaha---------------------great shit bro

I prefer the line, "baby I've never tested posistive for anything in my life." Of course they never ask if you've ever been tested 

It reminds me of the time like 7yrs ago i was with this crazy, crazy bitch. The type of little hot girl that carries a knife everywhere and spazzs out (Im sure danny-boy knows this well).  SHe lived a fucked up life, Mom was a drug addict dieing, never saw her father, was a stripper for a while blah blah you get the picture.
     Well i was dating the bitch for a couple weeks (cause ya know I have absolutely no standards or morals) and we decide to eat Acid one day. So we eat a couple of gel tabs and start feeling it a little.  We start to fuck around and end up fucking, which is FUCKING WEIRD when your tripping your balls off, especially when your on the come up and its getting  more intense as your fucking.
      So long story short, after we bang she starts crying, I mean fucking crying like shes dieing.  Im sitting there trippin not believing this shit is happening, when it gets worse and she starts telling me how she was raped awhile ago and that I had sex with her and I dont love her blah blah blah etc etc.
     So how do I react to this heartfelt moment this girl is sharing with me while Im on seriuos hallucingens.  The only thing I could do...laugh till I started crying.  Needless to say the bitch and I didnt last to much longer after that


NOt as funny as your story danny----------but I figured Id share since its seems to be stripper/whore storytime.

[Nordic Beast]

This one whore was at my house alone after the bar with about six of us. We were in my hottub and she sat on the edge of it and masturbated. She said she always wanted to use a rabbit, and my GF at the time had one here, so I brought it down. She used it and then fucked 4 of my buddies, I abstained. The next day Furio my dog actually came in the house with the rabbit in his mouth. I washed it off and put it back in GF's drawer(it cost 180$, fuck replacing it). Felt kind of dirty next time my GF used it

hahahha danny boy=legend


THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE A STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danielson]

     So how do I react to this heartfelt moment this girl is sharing with me while Im on seriuos hallucingens.  The only thing I could do...laugh till I started crying.  Needless to say the bitch and I didnt last to much longer after that

Hahaha, serves the whore right, she should have cried to one of her slut friends when she got home. I hate crybaby bitches and buzzkills

[RUDE BUOY]

one of danny boys legs is known as Christmas, and the other leg will be known as New Year's! So ladies, why don't you all come visit  danny boy between the holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!