I was hostage in a bank robbery!

[kimura]

Yesterday a bank here in Boston was held up.  Too bad the cops showed up before the crooks could get away.  They took as all hostage for 6 hours.  Here is some of the shit they said:

Empty your pockets, but do it slow.  Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor. Don't make me have to set an example today and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away.

I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor.  Anybody moves and I shoot

Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot. We're sendin out the hostages, all except five and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive

[Croatch]

You should have got up and overtaken them with your massive 13" guns.

[Matt C]

I would fight to the death in some situations, but when a gun is in my face, I would probably comply.

[chaos]

Yesterday a bank here in Boston was held up.  Too bad the cops showed up before the crooks could get away.  They took as all hostage for 6 hours.  Here is some of the shit they said:

Empty your pockets, but do it slow.  Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor. Don't make me have to set an example today and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away.

I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor.  Anybody moves and I shoot

Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot. We're sendin out the hostages, all except five and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive

eazy-e called, he wants his lyrics back...........

[kimura]

eazy-e called, he wants his lyrics back...........

Finally

[chaos]

Finally

Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
I should have known it before, the guy's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a guy ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one homo that I had to hurt

[The Coach]

eazy-e called, he wants his lyrics back...........

LOL..hahahahahah !!

[CARTEL]

Kilo-G on trial cold cut a fart.

[240 is Back]

man, no one flowed like eric eazy-e wright.

dead at 31 of AIDS.  The man was wittier and slept with more strawberries than we can ever hope to.

[CARTEL]

man, no one flowed like eric eazy-e wright.

dead at 31 of AIDS.  The man was wittier and slept with more strawberries than we can ever hope to.

Actually, Ice Cube and MC Wren wrote all their shit.

[240 is Back]

really?  wow.

what about the eazy-e solo record?  did he create those?

[CARTEL]

really?  wow.

what about the eazy-e solo record?  did he create those?

Probably not.

Remember when he rapped "Ice Cube writes the rhymes that I say," and then Ice Cube sampled it in his No Vaseline joint and just destroyed NWA.

I think Ice Cube was one of the best rappers out there. He was gifted lyrically.

[Andre Nickatina]

Here's Eazy E in contest condition.

[240 is Back]

hahahahaha

oh god...


I just spit out the hot dog i was eating.

[CARTEL]

Here's Eazy E in contest condition.

LOL 

I just spit out the hot dog i was eating.

LOL 

[OAK]

Here's Eazy E in contest condition.

Good one!