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Re: Milos
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2007, 09:48:54 AM »
Thank you Stark he is our new 'Athlete Rep'.

We made him pay for the product, AND HE GOT HUGE!

as part of our revolutionary training program he drank snake oil and played video games which 'simulated' a real workout....the results speak for themselves.

"SNAKE OIL: WHO NEEDS SCIENCE WHEN THE WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS!"

If I would be home I would do you an exellent Photochopp of your new Snake Oil posterboy... listen... when will he go on his first Snake Oil World Tour like Ronnie? I would love to meet him and see his amazing progress in person.

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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2007, 09:49:33 AM »
- This Thread is Stark approved -

B- for funny comments and witty Photochopps

Thank you, your support inspires the SNAKE OIL movement to continue.

you my friend are 'SNAKE OIL APPROVED'.
JAY "OLIVE OIL" CUTLER!

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Re: Milos
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2007, 09:52:40 AM »
If I would be home I would do you an exellent Photochopp of your new Snake Oil posterboy... listen... when will he go on his first Snake Oil World Tour like Ronnie? I would love to meet him and see his amazing progress in person.

Ronnie's contract with BSN finishes soon...I will lure him with a secret 'MILOS concoction' (which is similar to a date rape drug) and make him sign papers to become a SNAKE OIL REP and then he will tour with our athelete.

In regards to our photoshop techniques, we are still using a revolutionary product called 'microsoft paint' which we are selling for 3,000 in our online store. since u seem to have more advanced techniques perhaps u could collaborate with myself in our next transformation series ad.
JAY "OLIVE OIL" CUTLER!

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Re: Milos
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2007, 09:54:10 AM »
Thank you, your support inspires the SNAKE OIL movement to continue.

you my friend are 'SNAKE OIL APPROVED'.

Indeed and many thanks friend, Snake Oil is also -Stark approved- and will be highly recommended in my new Trainings Guide: You can be big too.
Furthermore let me congratulate you to the very smart business move to "sign on" "Snake Oil Boy" and I hope that you enjoy a long and successfull business relationship.
Question: When do you and Milo's plan to dabble with shares and the DAX?

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Re: Milos
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2007, 09:59:38 AM »

In regards to our photoshop techniques, we are still using a revolutionary product called 'microsoft paint' which we are selling for 3,000 in our online store. since u seem to have more advanced techniques perhaps u could collaborate with myself in our next transformation series ad.

I have to say your offer is very tempting indeed and I cannot stop but admiring your "nose" for the right business decissions: 3,000 Microsoft Paint Programs? I'm very suprised you still have "copies" available to sell.

I have just treated myself and my Moster Beast of a 486 PC to a Photoshop version 4.5 and trust me there is absolutly nothing this supreme Photoshop version cannot do.

Let me know waht you and Milos need and I shall be more than happy to work with you and Milos hand in hand on the continued success of Snake Oil.

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Re: Milos
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2007, 10:04:26 AM »
I have to say your offer is very tempting indeed and I cannot stop but admiring your "nose" for the right business decissions: 3,000 Microsoft Paint Programs? I'm very suprised you still have "copies" available to sell.

I have just treated myself and my Moster Beast of a 486 PC to a Photoshop version 4.5 and trust me there is absolutly nothing this supreme Photoshop version cannot do.

Let me know waht you and Milos need and I shall be more than happy to work with you and Milos hand in hand on the continued success of Snake Oil.

Thank you...the Snake Oil phenomenon has just expanded.

Milos is busy training clients today, but i will arrange the next promotional plan with you.

WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS....MUSCLETECH U ARE NOW OBSOLETE.
JAY "OLIVE OIL" CUTLER!

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Re: Milos
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2007, 10:33:35 AM »
Steele Pegasus, I have great results from this combination: PWO immediately essential aminos with out carbs or whey protein, than after 10 min take 50 g malto 30 g protein (no whey and soy) Egg protein or Casein OK ,100 mg Humanofort and 250 mg Phytin( IP-6), 2 g Creatin. Remember you must train hard and heavy, no body by Jack workouts. I am doing this for almost 15 years. Back in the 80`s I was taking the protein with table sugar, and in the 70`s my POW drink was regular Milk and was working.

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Re: Milos
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2007, 11:00:31 AM »

"serpent oil" is the generic knock-off of Milos' original Snake OilTM.

LMAO, got a patent bitches

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Re: Milos
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2007, 12:32:47 PM »
Steele Pegasus, I have great results from this combination: PWO immediately essential aminos with out carbs or whey protein, than after 10 min take 50 g malto 30 g protein (no whey and soy) Egg protein or Casein OK ,100 mg Humanofort and 250 mg Phytin( IP-6), 2 g Creatin. Remember you must train hard and heavy, no body by Jack workouts. I am doing this for almost 15 years. Back in the 80`s I was taking the protein with table sugar, and in the 70`s my POW drink was regular Milk and was working.

I am not sure about Humaofort..doesn't sound like it could work
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/fe/hum.html

I am also not sure if I can be bothered to seperate and time my drinks like you do

basically I mix it all and drink it on my way out of the gym (within the 30 min window)

If getbig wasn't comedy central (which I am happy to be part of) I would gladly post pics of me 1.5 years ago and today...interesting changes
Here comes the money shot

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Re: Milos
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2007, 02:35:54 PM »
Steele Pegaus the reason I take the Humanofort to lower my cortisol level, heavy lifting induses higher and more prolonged levels of cortisol in the bloodstream (like those associated with chronic stress), have been shown to 
have negative effects, such as:

impaired congnitive performance
suppressed thyroid function
blood sugar imbalances such as hyperglycemia
decrease in muscle tissue
increased abdominal fat
lowered immunity and inflammatory responses in the body

Faster you lower the cortisol levels faster the recovery, Humanofort normalize the adrenal cortex activity (androgens, glucocorticoids, mineral-corticoids,cortisol etc..)

Whey protein oxidate L-leucine.